Wuthering Heights, Depths and Carparks - a charitable MMP

We have a little dusting of snow on the ground here this morning and the thermometer on the porch says 34 degrees F. We had a few wrecks due to the weather (I’m being kind here, mostly they’re due to people doing stupid things on ice) but nothing like up north. Weathermen (and women) say things should be better by Friday Tigs, for whatever that’s worth.

Ran into our electrician in the grocery store yesterday afternoon. I’d stayed home yesterday morning waiting for him to come and put the ground rods in for the shop, 'cause the electrical inspector wants the subpanel out there to be grounded to earth also. Anyway, I had to get some stuff done, so finally, I left. He tells me that he sent a guy out and the guy said he knocked on our door and nobody answered, so he left. :smack: I don’t keep my shop in my living room, it’s in the back yard! All he had to do was walk around the house and do the job, I didn’t need to watch him! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: He’s supposed to come back today. He’d better get here in the next hour if he wants to see me though. Sheesh!

Cute kid Swampy.

My mom just called to give me the Seattle weather report, too. And she’s even coming out of retirement to work on the weather for me. For many years, she could produce whatever weather was specified for special occasions, but she insisted on retiring a few years ago, to everyone’s great disappointment. So I feel very honored that she’s coming out of retirement just for little ol’ ME. :smiley: Seriously, she was goooood at weather – like when I was going camping with the Girl Scouts and rain was predicted, I asked her to please make sure it only rained between midnight and 6 am, and lo and behold, it started raining at 2 am and stopped at 4 am. Or the time I was going to an outdoor Aretha Franklin concert with a friend, and I asked her to please make sure the rain stopped before the show. So 15 minutes before Aretha takes the stage? Poof! End of rain. I only wish I’d inherited her talents.

And now back to vegging.

stitch your own damn head off.

I’m not sure how to do that, but that’s what a piece of spam that managed to make it past the enterprise spam gateway and to my desktop is urging me to do. Strangely, it wasn’t for someone selling sewing supplies.

My friend’s six year old son can give you an accurate weather report for the next six to ten days–as long as you stay within a few miles of where he happens to be standing when you ask him. :slight_smile: One morning when we had outdoor activities planned, we asked him what the weather would be like. He looked thoughtful for a minute, then said “I think it’s gonna rain all morning … but maybe rainbows after naptime.”

Sure enough, it rained on and off until about 1 p.m., when we all went outside to look at the pretty rainbow stretched all the way across the sky.

Somebody puked in the break room! Just as I walked in there! :eek:

EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW!

Guess I can save the lunch I brought with me until tomorrow. I can’t eat. I saw puke! :eek:

EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW!

I hope for your sake that whoever did it was just out of the room momentarily getting a mop.

Now I’m feeling icky just thinking about it.

Actually she was standing there crying. One of the joys of working with people with developmental disabilities. She thought I’d be mad. How can I be mad at somebody who’s sick?

I was going to clean it up after I got myself calmed back down. However, in the mean time, the puke cleaning fairy went in and cleaned everything up. I don’t know who did it, so now I believe in the puke cleaning fairy.

I saw puke!

EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! :eek:

Well, damn I saw puke too, and I managed to eat.

And I thought bears was tough and all… :dubious:

Ok. So what if it was only cat puke, and so what if I saw it briefly when i stopped home to check the “funny noise” the fridge was making that worried the wife? And so what if right as I saw it, she did too and said she’d clean it up?

It was still puke.

Oh, jeez, you’re such a girl.

I’m a mom and an EMT. You wanna know how many times I’ve been puked on?
: puking smilie :

:smiley:

sob I’m sorry, I-I-I th-thought I could get away with it, I didn’t think anyone would notice… but I know now that I was being a fool :frowning: . I swear it will never happen again, the cool kids from now on will be my top priority (he said hoping no one would notice that he posted in Cafe Society moments earlier…) Shoot, did I just type that?

Seems like everyone is getting sick, I expect that I shall probably be coming down with something within the week. I got a call from my gf last night that she was down for the count and there was something going around her wholed family (whom I spent the day after Thanksgiving with), so chances are that I have it as well. Then again if I don’t get anything it will just serve as another testament to my superb immune system (I have been sick with something worse than a cold or a headache only twice in that last eight or nine years).

The only time puke ever got to me was when both VWife and I had the same flu bug, and she had it a lot worse than I. She wound up in the ER, and while waiting, blew chow. I had to leave her alone because it was stirring up a sympathy barf in me.

Otherwise, I’m a Dad. Dogs, cats, and kids have all ralphed near or on me with no ill effect on my part. Can’t say that I didn’t blow my stack at having to clean up the mess, however.

I just saw the cutest couple in Target. Two older men, probably early-to-mid-sixties, having a good-natured kerfluffle about the size Christmas tree they were going to buy. One insisted they didn’t need anything much bigger than a tabletop model, because they were going somewhere else for the holidays, and the other had his heart set on the nine-foot Gigantor model, even describing how they’d just have to move the couch “a little” to fit it. I almost stayed to find out which one they bought, but decided getting back to work was probably more important–though less satisfying.

The one who wanted the smaller tree should have slapped the other one up side the head and said get over it.

It’s like this… I can deal with animal puke, ok? Human puke, not ok. It’s alright to let me know if it happens. I really should know so I can ascertain whether the puker is in need of medical attention or just ate lunch too fast or whatever. I’m just never ever supposed to see it.

EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW!

I went and had lunch with my librarian friend this morning, and listened to her tales of woe about the school board. Some of these people are dumber than rocks.

Cute babygirl, swampy, and you’re not so bad yourself! When are you gonna make it this way for a hockey game and dinner at Chef Lee’s or Country’s? (See, ya’ll, I’m trying to bribe him with food. That usually works on bears.)

I am anxiously awaiting the details of the panty shopping trip.

Kai, that was a cute pom story - aside from the poor head-bopping kitty. When the cats first moved into the cat suite, it was the first time any of them had been on lino except for a very tiny bathroom at the old house. There were a few collisions and lots of laughs from me before they got used to it. I’m interested in hearing about how you like your bamboo flooring and how well it holds up; I’m thinking about putting it in my kitchen and maybe the dining room. Someday.

{{{puggy}}} - hospice is a wonderful organization; they were a blessing with both my uncle and my mother-in-law. If angels walk the earth and have to have jobs to make earthly ends meet, they are employed at hospice.

Darn it, L L Bean has Croc-like sandals, cheaper than Crocs, but they don’t have them in black. It appears that it is just not meant to be.

I’m going to go get some laundry started. Back later.

A husband whose wife has Alzheimer’s left her in the car while he went in the bank just down the street and she wandered off. There is an APB out. Cops are crawling the street and a helicopter is hovering all over the area. Poor lady! I know this because the police came by to tell us. Maybe we look like a place she’d wander in to? :confused:

Course she could be in AJ’s (the local watering hole) next door to the bank tossin’ back a few. :smiley:

BooFae I spent a couple of days in London and Portsmouth, but it must not have been in the same country as you. I recall those days being sunny and warm (July 4 & 5 of 1988, IIRC.)

My sister is left-handed. We moved and started going to a Catholic grade school when she was in fifth grade (it was around 1974, and I was in sixth grade,) she had a nun repeatedly smack her with a ruler to get her to stop using her ‘wrong’ hand. Of course, this was the same sister that was one of our grandfather’s teachers back in the ‘20s, so she wasn’t really a slave to modern concepts like “left-handed doesn’t mean Spawn of the Devil.”

I’ll thank you to keep your saws far away from my wood.

Taters I haven’t heard anything on this coast about the weather problems out your way. But our weather guessers are pretty self-absorbed. They’re still talking about Tropical Storm Ernesto on the news. Friggin’ amazing.

swampy did you add to the puke pile? Because I’m a mercy puker myself. I refuse to let someone vomit all by themselves.

Sorry I haven’t been in lately, but, well, real life intruded. At least I didn’t get scolded by gotti. My boss is at a boat show in New Orleans, and left ole Sean here with Roundboy to guard the fort. I never get to go anywhere.

We got our new roof Friday. The guys started sharply at 8:30 in the morning and were cleaned up and gone by 4 o’clock. Of course we’ve been picking up nails and parts of shingles and felt paper since, but not nearly as much as I thought we would be.

The siding company was supposed to start work yesterday, but they didn’t. So they said they’d be at the house by 8 o’clock this morning. I guess they were working from a different time zone, because no one showed until 10:30. They stayed there for a half-hour, and disappeared. Imma gonna be really annoyed if thery aren’t done by Friday, when the rain is supposed to start.

Okay, I think I’m all caught up now.

Ewwww! I was afraid I was the one who was going to puke in the lunch room yesterday. If someone else had, I definitely would have.

Went to Target at lunch for a couple of sweaters. Entry fee was $163, but I have lots of warm, toasty clothes for the chilly season now. 55F is cold here, darn it! And my furnace at home isn’t working again. :mad: The landlord won’t replace it, just fiddles with it so works for a while, but then it stops working again.

Right. I bought QD five pairs of undies for Chritstmas. One pair has little pink cross-lacing, like a corset, on the hips. Other Best Friend went through her stuff, and declared that she had just enough underwear (although she’s still getting some from me) but she was persuaded to buy a bra, after OBF declared her bra situation much worse than her undies situation, with only two usable bras. There was much squawking, and QD plans on signing up for a guest membership so she can defend her underwear situation.

Those are fun words to type. “Underwear situation”.
Mr. Lissar and I just got home from the tenants tribunal, in which about six of us and our landladies tried to get Psycho Chick down the hall kicked out, and failed because a) she had a sleazy lawyer, and b) our darling, adorable landlady doesn’t speak very good English, let alone Legalese, and didn’t understand what the judge was asking her for. Sigh. We’re going to re-apply, call the cops at every noise, and try again. I am not fond of her kicking other people’s doors, stomping up and down the hall, screaming, and using filthy launguage.

It’s particularly funny when she stands in the hall screaming, “I am not loud! You are a fucking bitch! Everyone is against me! My mother just died six months ago and all of you hate me!”

Well, yes, because you’ve been standing out there screaming for twenty minutes.
Aargh.

Sean the puking had ceased before I got to see it. :eek: I saw puke! I am not a sympathy puker. I did go drink a bottle of water to calm myself down. It was during that time that the puke cleaning fairy cleaned it up.

EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW!

In other news:

Lost Alzheimer’s lady got found. She had wondered into the grocery store in the shopping center by the bank. Apparently an employee saw her wandering around the store and alerted the cops who were prowling around. I know this because the cop that stopped by earlier came back by and told us. Nice of him. We’d kinda figured she’d been found cause the helicopter stopped hovering all over the place.

ACBG is making a cheesecake for a little gathering Friday evening. I’m even letting him make it here cause the gathering will be in the swampcave. I’m so nice. I promise not to eat any before Friday. According to him it’s better if it sets up to seventy-two hours before eating it. Besides I got a couple slices of chocolate cake to eat. No he does not know that. I’m being selfish with it. Hey, it’s every man for himself when it comes to chocolate cake.

Supper will be grilled poke chops, steamed spare guts and corn on the cob. Sounds nummy don’t it? Ok, off to make supper.

swampy, get out of my dreams!!! Last night, you and I were at the same swanky party with a bunch of people. You were wearing a pale pink suit with black pinstripes, and you got into a royal snit because there was a woman wearing the same suit, except with a skirt instead of trousers. Yeah, I know, that’s really gay, even for you, but I can’t be held responsible for my subconscious. :stuck_out_tongue:

I talked with my Division Head today about why I wasn’t picked as project lead this time. What she told me (and I know she truly believes this) confirms to me that idiotstupidhead torpedoed me. I was also talking to the current project lead and his story checks with hers. And I’ve spoken with several other folks in passing and nobody likes idiotstupidhead, so it’s not just me. But, like I said, I didn’t want the lead this time anyway. Actually, what I wanted to know was whether I’d done something wrong or pissed off the wrong person. Nope, just idiotstupidhead.

And I found out that I need to be writing my own job objectives for the year - it’ll help out the branch head, and win me brownie points, plus I get to control what I want to do for the year. Granted, it’s no guarantee, but if I can justify it, I can probably do it. Which is cool.

And my sweetie just called - he’s just leaving the office - 2 hours late. And it’s time to feed the critters, so I guess I should post this…