Convenient microwave nachos aren’t a good enough reward?
I bet none of those people debugging wi-fi problems spent any time cleaning pigeon shit out of their antennas.
Oh, and on thinking about it, I’d really kind of like to see how cosmic inflation could intersect with sexy.
C’mon, Rule 10^-34, don’t let us down!
You’ve not maintained outdoor Wifi infrastructure, have you? Nor that in gigantic sorta open-air interior spaces like stadiums or hangars?
Pigeon shit, dead squirrels, owl vomit = partly-digested mouse skeletons? All part of the fun.
“We’re working to make sure the images are as up-to-date and accurate as possible, with a minimum number of sponsored galaxies.”
Reminds me of the Fredric Brown story, “Pi in the Sky.”
Someone has been paying too much attention to current events.
The Technology Connections guy recently had a rant about, “digging up shit and setting it on fire to generate electricity.”