First, you cleverly manipulate the Colorado Doperfest post so that every time I read it, it says “Friday at 4:00.” Somehow, you manage to change it so it says “Saturday” when I finally check it after driving to the Wynkoop on Friday to find nobody there. OK, fine. I gotta go to Denver on Saturday anyway.
Saturday, I check the message board. It still says Saturday between 4 & 6. Techchick, SingleDad, and Mr. Cynical all say they’ll be there between 4 & 5. Hmmmmmm… so where were you guys? I was there, at the upstairs bar, drinkin’ beer from about 4:30 to 6 or so. OK, so I was paranoid and stepped out for a few minutes around 5:45 to double check this message board to make sure I was in the right place at the right time. I checked back in the bar before finally giving up and drove home weeping and beating myself with cedar boughs.
Wazzzup? Do you all just not like me? Some sort of evil trick played on Athena? Did I offend you somehow? Do I smell bad?
Guess I’ll just go back to weeping and beating myself…