Bollocks!
Sounds like your typical ball-bearing bitch to me.
:eek:
Great. And I thought I had problems with insomnia before reading this thread.
:eek: :eek:
I really can’t imagine the logistics of how she pulled a testicle off with her bare hands*. I mean, that’s the sort of thing that you expect to see in really bad horror or martial arts movies- and you wouldn’t believe it there, either.
On another note, do you think any guy will ever date her again? Well, you know, when she gets out. How could any guy ever get into an argument with her and not think, “Oh, crap- I’m gonna lose a testicle.”
*[SUB]At least, not without cringing.[/SUB]
Do I need to point out that the date on the article is February 10, 2005? That means grab on to your balls, she’s out!
And somehow this pulled off his underpants (and presumably his outerpants?) and he was naked???
Well, that’s all I needed to see to know I don’t want to read the article. Thanks.
In related news, Woman fined for biting man’s penis :eek:
Can we talk about bunnies?, bunnies are so cute!
Let´s talk about bunnies please.
I was in a fight once an grabbed hold a a dudes nut sack.
He was bigger than me so I used this as a last resort. I pulled and twisted and really wrenched on it.
Try as I might they did not come loose.
I don’t think I would have tried to eat them if they did.
This sort of thing makes me long for the days of drawing and quartering. Hopefully, I would never put myself in a situation where a girl would want to do something like that to me, but if it came to pass, make no mistake: I would kill her and to heck with the consequences. That is, I would if I could straighten up long enough to do the deed.
Hmmm. Well, considering that all this guy did was reject her advances, maybe it’s easier to get into this situation than I think. :eek: (Yet another reason I don’t miss the West. The women are all ball-busters. :D)
You’re in Bangkok, too. I hear there are some excellent therapists at the Eden Club in Sukhumvit Soi 7/1. 
and now your location takes on a double meaning, ouch.
Pulled it off?!? Is he a Mr Potato Crotch?
Ah, that´s better.
I don´t doubt that, but the hell I´d find back home would make me wish I just had my BUNNY! BUNNY!BUNNIES! and BUNNY!
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This one time, a bunny chomped on my friend’s nutsack till it was like hamburger down there. It was cute what those little fluffy scamps get up to.
My sister was bitten by a büünny once.
Please to explain this one and the mooose one?? I feel dum.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail quotes, actually silly subtext, near movie’s beginning which, ultimately, a büünny was sacked for.