OneCentStamp
I’m sitting here crossing my legs right now. Just the thought makes me cringe! 
Regards
Testy
Gladly. I’ll just point out that of all the animals I see, Rabbits are the ones that most often castrate one another while fighting. Seriously.
I also don’t understand this. Unless the guy had leprosy or something, how does a woman pull hard enough to:
- Rip the scrotum, allowing a testicle to come through.
- Detach said testicle.
All through clothing?
And the guy is STILL standing there as his buddy hands him his ball back and says “This belongs to you!”
I call bullshit.
What man who has just had his testicle and ballsack ripped out stands there while his buddy pulls the testicle from the woman’s mouth, and uses the opportunity for a quick (drum roll w/rimshot) comeback.
In reality, the woman could not have done what was in the article.
If she did, the guy would have been on the floor screaming for almighty God to kill him immediately.
Everyone within 10 feet would have been freaking out a la Airplane when they were out of coffee…
I can’t say I undersatnd it either. But it’s true. For one thing, that story is from the BBC, not the National Enquirer. And if you Google the “lady” in question, you ger a variety of news stories on her. See here. I see there’s even a YouTube video link.
I see there’s a photo of her here. Dainty little thing.
AAAAHHH!!!
PULLED it off? Oh holy shit, he actually SURVIVED? AAAHHH!!!
(I think I’m going to go and vomit now. Good night)
What I want to know is how do you hand something like that to somebody?
If I saw someone pull off a testy, pop it in her mouth, cack on it and THEN tried to hand it to me; I’d go running for the hills. No way would I extend my hand to recieve such a gift.
*Bolding mine.
SHAKES
Spell it out, please! Maybe the guy picked it up off the floor. Anyway, I like the “This is yours” comment by the guy when he handed it back. He seems to have dealt with things very calmly.
The other thing I wonder about is the guy that lost one. Was he some kind of sexual superman or what?
Regards
Testy
Obviously, it’s in anticipation of women like this, that evolution has blessed men with a backup testicle.
Suddenly, eating raw oysters has a whole new meaning…
People not to invite to party:
- Amanda Monti
It certainly took a lot of testicular fortitude on his part.
I’d do her.
not.
Maybe he simply wanted say, truthfully, that he had three balls.