Yea, verily, and a geyser of soda hath erupted from my nose

A sequential thread title I just read from page 2 of MPSIMS:

You want lurid details? Alright, FINE! posted by Esprix

Followed immediately by

I have been poked in the butt for the last damn time!

:eek:

:smiley:

Beautiful!

So, of course, under this post is
Simply purrfect

I couldn’t have said it better myself! :smiley:

You neglectd to mention that those two titles are sandwiched between:

I just received Spanish porn

and

It’s late and I’m bored and I don’t wanna go to bed. . .

Which makes a whole soda spitting conversation in my mind.

Yup, still right next to each other on page two…:smiley:

You’re all freaks.

But I can respect that.

Carry on.

Esprix

Can’t help noticing:

*I took a drug test today.

I wanna see pictures!*

I used a carton of cream that was two weeks past its freshness date
(And right underneath)
My friend’s going to surgery…send happy doper thoughts!

:eek:

I liked

I’ve been poked in the but for the last time

followed by

How I scamed free beer from a nice gay guy

And a few spaces below this thread right now:

Every time you buy a shamisen, God kills a kitten
Simply purrfect

LOL! That is so appropo, Euty. I would have spewed some soda myself had I read that sequence.

More good ones too, I see.

I got an ad for a vibrator!

Followed by:

I love wacky Japanese items! Suggestions on wacky American items needed!

:smiley: