Fuck you, you worthless nutlint.
I got on Threadspotting with a thread about holes in my fucking underwear. Oooh, oooh, you made Threadspotting. How hard can it be? All I have to do is talk about holes in gaunch to make Threadspotting. It wasn’t even one of my GOOD threads. You, on the other hand, have to try. Obviously, I am vastly cooler than you. And that doesn’t say much for you. believe me.
Quix, well I have been kind of bored lately, so . . . aww sure, what the heck. I deem you worthy.
Arden Ranger, does Scylla even count? I mean, isn’t he kind of a ringer when it comes to starting threads. The prick.
imthjckaz, ever hear of letting bygones be bygones? You’re so petty going and bringing up the past and all . . . talk about holding a grudge. One bad post/thread and I’ll never live it down.
RickJay
HA! This coming from a baseball fan in Canada? That is actually a fan of a Canadian baseball team too?!?! Hey it’s America’s pasttime, buddy. Please, I don’t even need to have a comeback for this one. As long as my Cubs are in first place and you’re in Canada, I’m as cool as a cucumber.
As for some of you others, I know who I’m getting an irony detector for for Christmas! Bitches.
I like to think that we’re biotches, not simply bitches.
Umm… okay. Good point. But his is the first name that pops up when I think of threadspotting
Puh-leeze. Everybody knows we’re a bunch of biznatches.
::adds another to his list of “Buy ‘How to Make Friends and Influence People’ for”::
Dignan, dude, way cool for you, but what makes a thread worthy of threadspotting is other people’s contributions. Scylla’s Nazi Groundhog thread made it because it was a damn funny and interesting thread, not because it was Scylla’s daily groundhog diary.
At first, I thought he was joking around in an extremely offending but sarcastic tone…
But after his response to everyone’s replies, I can’t even tell.
Do I laugh? Do I hate?
Hey yo, Dignan, you’re the fool who asked to be brought back down to earth, I was merely fulfilling a request. And everytime you get on your high horse I will remind you about how ignant you can be.
So, no, you will never live it down.
Don’t ask for the truth if you can’t handle the truth.
[sub] This post was brought to you by the petty biotch/biznatch, imthjckaz, we will now return you to your regularly scheduled program, already in progress[/sub]
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*Originally posted by RickJay *
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Thanks for spelling “gaunch” for me, RickJay - I’ve always wondered how that was spelled.
(BTW, dignan, wasn’t the last time the Chicago Cubs won the World Series in 1908? :D)
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! Oh, my ribs! Stop, p-p-p-please! Ha HA HA HA HA! The CUBS!
1908, pal. 1908.
You gotta go back to WWII to find their last appearance, even. 1945.
Dignan, you’re not going to get much of anywhere bragging about a team that hasn’t done anything in the playoffs since the oldest of us were in diapers or grade school.
Is there any SDMB for Going Over the Heads of the Most Posters? 'Cause if anyone deserves a Wooshie, it’s gotta be Dignan. C’mon, people! He’s defending the Cubs! The Cubs goddammit! How much more obvious does that joke have to be?
imthjckaz said:
Yeah, but that was in the past too.
All of you keep bringing up the past, and that’s your problem. That’s why I’m so awesome! I don’t even pay attention to the present, I focus on five minutes from now! All of you are living in the past!!! Fucking shit, I’m so awesome.
Hell, all I’m asking from you biotches - I’ll call you by your desired name since I semi-respect you (enough to allow you to eat my dog’s fecal matter) - is to live in the now! Live in the NOWWWW!!!
Anyway, to make my point, you little fuckers haven’t done anything to deflate my ego!!! I knew I was asking too much of you.
We don’t want dog’s fecal matter. We want cat’s fecal matter. It tastes better. And we want it NOWWWW!!!
Somebody reads a little too much Sinfest. Yer fuckin’ awesome, grasshopper, but you ain’t no Tatsuya Ishida.
And you people taking him seriously, I don’t think it could’ve gone any farther over your heads without achieving LEO.
[sub]I mean, jeez, the Cubs? How could you miss that?[/sub]
You know as I gaze my eyes all over the board, I see all these interactions of cool people… people that rock, n’ people that suck. Then I slowly feast my eyes on Dignan and see a world-class, piece-o-trash!
And get this - he’s looking to be commended because he has a threadspotting slot. Muhahaa!!!
cue the roaring laughter of the teeming millions
Now get this - it deals with a commentary on left-handedness a TEN year old could write.
ROFL!!!
I’d bet Cecil’s Rolex he celebrated this feat by first printing out the thread on a lovely 8 x 11 … then he takes his ‘limp’ right hand… rubs his [sub]little teeny weenie[/sub] until all of TWO drops of goo… cover his threadspotting debut!*
After the most exhilerating 2 seconds of his life he feels energized like never before! He is literally awesome and beaming.
::::BEAMING::::
“He is the man with the plan!” “all the right moves” and “all the right grooves.”
::::MAN WITH PLAN::::
::::ALL THE RIGHT MOVES::::
::::ALL THE RIGHT GROOVES:::
So he takes a puff of fresh air. This energizes the ping pong ball in his head enough to produce the concept of this thread. An astounding feat for a jackoff.
Is that how you reproduce?
I don’t know if thats awesome, but hey, what ever floats your boat dude.
[sub]note to self; must fight the urge to respond to idiots[/sub]
Is nearly everyone here getting wooshed or am I getting wooshed on the “angry” responses?
You’re probably right, but aren’t jokes supposed to be funny?
Well anyway, to make sure that there isn’t any ill-will that carries over from this thread, I should note that this was completely facetious (seriously). I wanted it to be a big ol’ insult thread, but apparently I’m not as awesome as previously thought. Or maybe I’m just not irritating enough to inspire any vitriol. Oh well, I guess my fifteen is up.
Silo, I must commend you, that last insult was quite good.