How fucking awesome am I? Really fucking awesome, that’s how fucking awesome I am!
I’m psyched! In case you don’t know, a thread that I started was in threadspotting!!! Whowuddathunkit? (Not you stoopid fuckers, that’s fer sure) I’m so awesome!
I’ve always known how great I am, and I make sure that everyone around me IRL knows how great I am, but once I started posting here I started to question my grateness . . . NOT ANY MORE! Nope, I finally feel like you fucking fucks are starting to appretiate me. I wasn’t the problem, you were! All along it wuz you guys that had qwestionable intelligence.
It’s about time you basterds finally realised. It might have taken two months before my thread actually “made it,” but that’s how intelegint I am. It just takes time for piddly little fuckers like you to rise to my level. It’s about time that you bitches figured out that I’m as awesome as I am. Shit.
If I didn’t grace all of you with my presence here you assholes wouldn’t be any more than a wart on a toad’s ass. I am so fucking awesome. Holy shit, I amaze myself.
Anyway, I feel that I might need to be brought back to Earth just a bit, so if you pricks feel like you’re up to the task, let’s hear it. Bitches.
But…you might want to pause and consider how your OP is going to affect your future on this board?
I mean, after all…you just made it hard to like you. If you aren’t planning on staying, I guess it doesn’t matter. But if you ARE planning on staying? You now have some serious ground to recover.
Dignan, I didn’t think you were from earth, because a lot of your posts and threads are incoherent and illogical that they must be from out of this world.
I’ve seen lucid, rational posts from this guy despite imthjckaz’s link… I really can’t believe the OP was serious in any way. The mispellings, in particular, have got to be deliberate. If I’m wrong, though, then great. More guys like this = less competition for me in the world.
Come on, folks, he got in threadspotting (sure, the responses were good, but it was his idea in the first place). He’s juiced, and he made a silly joke out of it because he (I’m just guessing here) would have felt strange making a thread to actually brag about it. Let’s give him some credit, shall we?