Yeah, I'm pretty much an idiot, yes?

Oh, please. It was abundantly clear who you were referring to as “haters.” And yes, sir, while the term ‘hater’ has been around a long time, even amongst the younger set, it’s a rather juvenile term. Usually you see it on MySpace pages, “FuCkkkk da HATERZ!!!” and shit.

Right, just like “porking” has been around for a long time. There’s nothing juvenile about *that *terminology, right? And there’s nothing juvenile about continuing to respond in a snarky and condescending way to an internet thread in which it’s pretty obvious that someone is having a hard time figuring out why they keep falling into emotional traps, and doing so willingly, knowing what awaits. I have no illusions about the fact that I’m in a dysfunctional situation here. In fact I’m convinced of it. If you continue to snark at this point, you are just as much in need of getting your shit together as I am. There are a lot more options for entertainment out there these days than mocking someone who is trying to understand and change a negative trend in their thinking. So maybe we both need to grow up a bit.

Oh yeah, “and shit.”

Oh snap, son, I’m hip to “porking” (it’s totally tits) but I’d bet a buck three-eighty that the Dope crew is straight with my being hella juvenile.

Right, because our snarking you on an internet forum is in the same league as the drama clusterfuck that is your personal life.

Yeah but this is cheaper than a movie.

And shit.

Well, if the mods won’t kill the thread, I know what will: tired internet memes. For example, this thread has over 9000 views.

LOL. You’re right- my life is just as miserable as yours. Every day, I get used by a bunch of different men and I delude myself into thinking maybe- JUST MAYBE!- this time if I do everything they ask me to, someone will finally love me. That’s why I spend my time at dive bars, letting any old drunk loser talk me into waiting for them while they run off with other chicks, probably to fuck. Day in and day out, my life is the same miserable thing and even though I act like I have the self awareness to to realize I need to stop, the reality is that I’m just so emotionally stunted, that I’ll never change. I’ll always get used by people, because I’m a weak person and that’s what happens to weak people.

Thank you, though, for showing me that people like us can go straight into middle age and continue on our lifestyle without much interruption.

Oh, and ps: let’s not front- you’re not trying to change shit.

Wow, that was really pathetic. I’ll say it again, so maybe you’ll see it this time. If not, I’ll hope someone in your real life says the exact same thing so you can then follow it:
Stop posting to this fucking thread if you don’t want people to point out how stupidly you’re going about your fucking life. The fact you keep replying over and over and OVER AND OVER shows you are all about the fucking drama and ANY goddamned attention at all*.

Grow the fuck up and actually stop replying. Don’t keep replying and saying, “MODS LOCK THIS THREAD. HATERS GONNA HATE”.

  • and the desire for ANY attention is perfectly clear anyways, since why would you still be with Lauren if it wasn’t?

In the spirit of this thread, I thought I’d share that a 19 year old girl just called me to ask if we could meet tonight. Sadly, I have other things to do. If anyone wants constant updates let me know. I’ll not hold my breath though…

Pics or it didn’t happen.

The point is that it’s not gonna happen! As i have to work tonight, rather than drink beer and court fair maidens. Perhaps I should start a thread bemoaning my bad luck?

Or perhaps you should “get sick” today and take the night off of work.

Well, as a youthful 24 year old, I just had this 50 year old dude over by the copy machine ask me if I’m doing anything tonight. Jealous?

Oh. . . you mean it doesn’t work both ways? :frowning:

Tempting, but I only started last week… So no new voyeuristic thread!

I just came in here to say this is the best thing I’ve read on the dope in ages. “Stick your dick in the crazy” is timeless; I vote to make it secondary only to “Hi, Opal”.

Poor, poor, pitiful OP. Poor poor pitiful OP.

Would that be a Zevon reference, lindsay?

Wow, talk about fulfilling a prophecy…do you even realize this…?

Sometimes you people crack me up.

You do realize you just bumped the thread again, right? I’m starting to think you don’t really want this thread closed.

Is Cuck a masochist?

/bow

Indeed.

Stop being a hater, hater. Go ahead and hate, but you’re nothing but a hater- hating on the OP who has a hater forcefield around him to block your hate. Go on and drink your Hatorade, hater.

Hey, last week a gross drunk homeless guy old enough to be my grandfather told me I had a fine ass. Thrills!