God, you are so lucky! I think we all know that it’s every young lady’s dream to have some creepy middle aged/old man want to get to second base with her. Then brag about it online. Esp the last part-- that part makes me so hot.
Oh yeah? Last night a gross drunk homeless guy old enough to be my great grandfather told me I had a nice pair of testicles.
I want so badly to drink my haterade and get my hate on for you right now. But I just can’t. You are so lucky and so are your balls. I hope you know that.
Now, can you please tell us that you don’t want to tell us the details— maybe post a few times like this, then tell us the Penthouse Forum details.
Haters gotta hate
Cuckoorex ain’t gotta hate
Dear Penthouse Forum…
The fact that you are still posting on this thread leads me to the conclusion that
A.) You’re a fucking drama queen
B.) This is probably overexaggerated
C.) This may be completely exaggerated
I am so lonely
But I want to be a pimp
So much hatorade
And now I present you my last Haiku:
fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap fap
bows
You sir, are a poet.
A true gentleman’s balls don’t kiss and tell.
Luckily, it appears his fingers do, but only after they get up a lady’s skirt.
Blood in the water… holy shit, look at all the snarks! It’s a feeding fenzy! Often when agitated in this manner the snarks will inadvertently bite each other. Let’s watch and see if that behavior materializes.
I was waiting for someone to tell Diosa to use less teeth.
You’re clever. Let’s be friends.
I’m only 43 and 3000 miles away but, you busy tonight?
Will you take me to a bar then sit there while I run off drunkenly with a more dangerous dude?
Best username/post combo I’ve seen in quite awhile.
I volunteer myself for that role, baby.
A half arse sorta kinda hand job awaits you if you hang in there dude - what’s not to like?
I promise to wink at least three times while doing the half arsed hand job, if that ups the ante at all.
It wouldn’t be a half-assed hand job anymore. :3