Yeah, I've got pretty eyes. You really didn't need to tell me

[Wheelz]

Did she lift a boom box over her head and blast Peter Gabriel?

[WolfpackJeep]

I get that reaction sometimes when I wear green contacts. Sometimes I’ll admit to wearing contacts, and sometimes not…it’s sort of fun.

[Sateryn76]

@sleestak

Wow, I guess I didn’t include nearly.enough smilies in my first post.

My fiancee shot me the look, then it went away. It was a two second thing and that was it. We continued on to have a wondeful day.

Sweet babydoll is one of my pet names for my girl. Don’t like it? Bummer.

Third, the sales lady was over the top . And Disney doesn’t do commission.

Geez, can’t even tell a mildly funny story around here anymore with out half the board pulling out the judgemental hammer.

Slee

But why would your fiancee shoot you a “look”? A look about what?

You being considered responsible for other people’s actions = a little crazy in my book.

[AncientHumanoid]

Yeah, well maybe he was wigglin those eyes around a bit, know what I’m sayin? People see a nice pair of eyes shakin their thang… I heard that (two snaps up)

[tdn]

@scratch_llll

But you have such beautiful eyes. No, really, I want to pluck them out and rub them on my face. I want to bathe with them and dry my lonely tears with them. I want to build an altar and sacrifice small animals to them. No really, I want to put them under my pillow and touch them often in the night. I want to keep them in my pocket and look at them when nobody is around.

Wait… where are you going?.. bring your eyes back to me.

May I tempt you with some buckeyes? Or would that just be gross?

[Enuma_Elish]

I think you should have laid your woman down and made passionate love to her right on the shop floor . . . and then left . . . without buying anything!

[Cat_Whisperer]

@Enuma_Elish

I think you should have laid your woman down and made passionate love to her right on the shop floor . . . and then left . . . without buying anything!

That seems reasonable.

[Enuma_Elish]

Sarcastic hyperbole always is.

[Taomist]

@NoClueBoy

Yeah, well maybe he was wigglin those eyes around a bit, know what I’m sayin? People see a nice pair of eyes shakin their thang… I heard that (two snaps up)

:p:p

[PunditLisa]

Aw, come on. If you post things like this, you should expect a little ribbing.

And sweet babydoll really does need to lighten up, too. You can’t control when 25 year old hotties flirt with you, but, I assume, you CAN control your penis. And that is all that should matter.

[Emtar_KronJonDerSohn]

@PunditLisa

Aw, come on. If you post things like this, you should expect a little ribbing.

And sweet babydoll really does need to lighten up, too. You can’t control when 25 year old hotties flirt with you, but, I assume, you CAN control your penis. And that is all that should matter.

Ya, I no, rite? Me and my sweet baby doll cotton candy glitter confetti boo-boo honey bunny care bear firecracker sex pistol cougar dirty panda cinnamon girl have this rule: as long as I remember where home is and drag my dick there by the time the street lights are on, it’s all good!

[running_coach]

@Emtar_KronJonDerSohn

Ya, I no, rite? Me and my sweet baby doll cotton candy glitter confetti boo-boo honey bunny care bear firecracker sex pistol cougar dirty panda cinnamon girl have this rule: as long as I remember where home is and drag my dick there by the time the street lights are on, it’s all good!

You used to write spam, didn’t you?

[Emtar_KronJonDerSohn]

All the time, bro! Composing protein of dubious veracity is my speciality!!!11
high five!

[Inigo_Montoya]

@olivesmarch4th

Ok, anyone else want to see these beaaaautiful eyes?

OP is shy, but I’m sure he won’t mind if I oblige a reasonable request.

Not only deep, dark blue, but anime huge!