Did she lift a boom box over her head and blast Peter Gabriel?
I get that reaction sometimes when I wear green contacts. Sometimes I’ll admit to wearing contacts, and sometimes not…it’s sort of fun.
But why would your fiancee shoot you a “look”? A look about what?
You being considered responsible for other people’s actions = a little crazy in my book.
Yeah, well maybe he was wigglin those eyes around a bit, know what I’m sayin? People see a nice pair of eyes shakin their thang… I heard that (two snaps up)
May I tempt you with some buckeyes? Or would that just be gross?
I think you should have laid your woman down and made passionate love to her right on the shop floor . . . and then left . . . without buying anything!
That seems reasonable.
Sarcastic hyperbole always is. 
:p:p
Aw, come on. If you post things like this, you should expect a little ribbing.
And sweet babydoll really does need to lighten up, too. You can’t control when 25 year old hotties flirt with you, but, I assume, you CAN control your penis. And that is all that should matter.
Ya, I no, rite? Me and my sweet baby doll cotton candy glitter confetti boo-boo honey bunny care bear firecracker sex pistol cougar dirty panda cinnamon girl have this rule: as long as I remember where home is and drag my dick there by the time the street lights are on, it’s all good!
You used to write spam, didn’t you?
All the time, bro! Composing protein of dubious veracity is my speciality!!!11
high five!
OP is shy, but I’m sure he won’t mind if I oblige a reasonable request.
Not only deep, dark blue, but anime huge!
