How about this one: Why would a Heat Miser want it to be hot anywhere but where he is?
Mother Nature forced him into a deal with Cold Miser so each of them get half the planet for four months then switch.
I’ve been wondering if those in the Southern Hemisphere feel have ever seen this program and, if so, how they feel about it.
Sorry, Snow Miser.
Yes, but the Heat Miser should not want to share his heat with anyone. That character is more like a Heat Spendthrift.
Nobody argues with Mother Nature unless they want a lightning bolt up their ass. 
Up until recently, I thought it was Meister.
That would probably make more sense.
You may be mixing it up with another Rankin-Bass special, Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, where the villain is Burgermeister Meisterburger, who outlaws toys. This is the one with the Winter Wizard in the forest, and the song “You Put One Foot in Front of the Other”.
No, I remember that one-just that I guess when I was little, I figured they were saying Meister.
It’s on again. Poor little Vixen. sniff
Which, strangely enough, was the original slogan for Chiffon margarine.
No worries. I thought they were one-in-the same, too. I watched *Santa Clause is Coming to Town * all the way through, wondering where the misers went. My childhood memories throw “one foot in front of the other” in the same Christmas special as “heat miser” and “snow miser.” A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
They’re kind of easy to mix up as Mickey Rooney voiced Santa in both of them.