This boy needs someone to slap the stupid out of him, but then again, it might require more than one person, as a whole lotta slappin’ would be required. Shooting yourself three times while cleaning a pistola? :eek: I’d have thought that the first pop would have gotten his attention and convinced him that something was flawed regarding his methodology. Then again, some hoes in the toolshed are sharper than others. [Foghorn Leghorn voice] Boy’s about as sharp as a bowlin’ ball. [/voice] 
Hell, even I would have stopped after shooting myself for the second time. There must be more to this story, his ride to the hospital took off?, he doesn’t know the address?.
Unclviny
Good thing he got a ride, though, as he probably doesn’t know thw number to 911.
I liked the other stories in that link, too. Third story down—same suspect may have stolen gas up to 7 times, but they still can’t make out the make and model of his car???
Yup, my bullshit detector is going off too. I’m betting he “can’t find” the gun, either, if questioned about that.
I’ve never cleaned a gun so I wouldn’t know exactly how you would go about it but how did he manage to hit himself 3 times in his right side? I could understand it happening that he shot himself in the leg. The whole thing reeks of “Some guy shot me but i’m going to lie because I deserved it/worse would happen to me if I told the truth.”
You guys are probably right about there being something fishy and I don’t know squat about guns, but isn’t it possible that he could have been holding it in such a way that flinching from the first wound, he pressed the trigger again, then flinching from the second wound, he pressed it a third time? Or would he have had to cock the gun each time?
Three times is highly doubtful. Count me in the “I got shot and don’t want to cop to what I was doing at the time” camp. My guess is a drug deal gone wrong, or he got winged bailing out of some young ladies boudi…boudei…bedroom. 
I also suspect a Doper is behind the goat thefts. We got a bunch of initiations coming up? Has anybody ordered 16 goats?
hiding something ungulate-ish behind her
Um … no. No, why do you ask?
Can’t give the address? I agree with those who say there seems to be more to it.
I read in the paper a little blurb about a guy that had a bullet removed from his head after a couple decades or so. Apparently he was caught in a crossfire or something while changing a tire, I don’t really remember the specifics. There was a quote from him saying something to the effect of “A woman came running up to me and said you’ve been shot and I touched the back of my neck and said holy cow you’re right”. How exactly he managed to be shot in the head and not notice is simply beyond me.