Howdy, how’s tricks?
A lot of the time when i say that people just look at me funny and point out that they don’t know anyone named tricks. Fair enough, i suppose.
For those of you who have no idea who i am (which will be most of you) I’m Upham and i havn’t posted here in a longish time and seeing as i’m home for a little bit i thought i would drop a little note off into the void.
For those of you who might have the foggiest of notions who i might be (which will be few of you), well, then, here i is. Hi!
I would like to take this oppertunity to point out that NOTHING in the following post will be spelled right.
Monkeys. Hundreds of them. I’ve never seen that. I’ve never seen hundreds of monkeys. Or even dozens. I’ve never seen dozens of monkeys. And yes it is strange that we measure things under hundreds in dozens as well as in tens. Ever hear anyone say there were “Twelve-Hundreds of them”? No, because that would be stupid.
Dozens. Eggs come in dozens. Why not? Does anything else come in dozens? i have no idea. Really, i’m sure all sorts of things come in dozens, all sorts of things i’ve never heard of and will never encounter… and then probably a few i will run into someday and likely some i’ve forgotten about. Ever buy a dozen bottles of ranch dressing? maybe. that’s just how it goes.
Really. Really i’m not sure. Really it’s too late. Really we should have left an hour ago. Really this is way too expencive. Really i should be going. Really i should have known better. Really i love it. Really, honestly and truely. Really i’m a lucky, lucky man. Really i’ve never been happier. Really is one of those not so really words, really.
Expencive. Everything’s expencive.
. Period. End of sentance. Pause. Rest. Wait to commence a new thought. Bring it out of nowhere if you must, it’s really no one’s call. Stop. Get ready for something else. The single true artistic expression of our pre-disposition to linier thinking. Period. .
“Ready. Everything seems to be ready. Are you ready? Ready?” - Hunter Thompson
(Feel free to keep going with this kind of a thing, which is really nothing, or just let it drop peacefully off the boards. Me, i’m going to bed. )
