As most of you know, I’m a 14 year old (though not very typical). Ask me whatever you want and I’ll try to answer :).
Why do you guys wear baggy pants?
For several reasons. I wear them because tight ones are unflattering and frankly, not too comfortable.
Oh, but I wear a belt.
How much to mow my lawn? 1/3 acre no bagging.
I don’t work 
Yeesh. How old were you when you read Speaker for the Dead?
I was thirteen.
What level of enlightenment might I attain from the answers I receive from a hormonally imbalanced and unemployed 14 year old ?
Okay…
What’s it like being a hormonally imbalanced and unemployed 14 year old these days? I have one son who will soon be a teenager so maybe you might be able to give me some insight.
Have you ever seen a fully grown man naked, Young Teenage Boy?
Yeah! What do you think of gladiator movies?
Has Michael Jackson ever come on to you?
Is is true that “Eminem rulez and NYSNC ssuks a$$!!!”?
Because I recently looked at a video game message board frequented by teens, and apparently that is a battle cry.
And is it only Eminem that rulez?
Have you ever been in a . . . Turkish prison?
You call that a haircut? What the hell is that, a nail through your nose? Is that a stick-on tattoo? What the hell is a Limp Bizkit? Don’t you kids know how to spell?
Can you manage just one complete sentence without saying “like”, “um”, or “you know” ??? Why do you kids jump off the roof and land on each other? Are you crazy?
Be careful wih that, you’ll put an eye out! Hey you kids, get off of my lawn! For christsakes, pull your pants up. And don’t smoke, it’ll stunt your growth. Quit pickin’ yer zits, you’ll look like swiss cheese. Don’t you make that face at me, young man. If you don’t watch it, your face will stay that way!
HEY!! I see you with that tissue and the hand lotion! If you’re gonna do that, lock your bedroom door. Your mother will have a heart attack if she walks in on you. Damn Britney Spears posters…
If I bring the meat, will you sex0r it?
Are you really not able to tell if other guys are good looking?
Oh, I have one!
When you were twelve, which would have been better - for your mom to be the ‘cool mom’, or for her to be invisible?
I’ve always been the ‘cool mom’ and sometimes have been the ‘cool aunt’, but I’m beginning to get the feeling that my son would rather I just vanish when we are in public. Shopping cart races have somehow lost their luster to him.
So which would you have preferred? Should I try to blend with the wallpaper more?
Thanks!
Frankly, I couldn’t have cared less. She usually was the invisible mom, but I didn’t mind if she got noticed :).
Are you really not able to tell if other guys are good looking?
I can get a general idea of whether or not girls will consider them ‘hot’ or not, but I’m far from 100% accurate. There are some guys that I do think are obviously handsome, though.
If I bring the meat, will you sex0r it?
Chicken or Pork?
Can you manage just one complete sentence without saying “like”, “um”, or “you know”?
If I concentrate, I can do it. Except that I never say ‘you know’. And I only say ‘like’ when I mean
A) similiar to
or
B) About/approximately
HEY!! I see you with that tissue and the hand lotion! If you’re gonna do that, lock your bedroom door. Your mother will have a heart attack if she walks in on you. Damn Britney Spears posters…
I’m not at liberty to say :).
Is is true that “Eminem rulez and NYSNC ssuks a$$!!!”?
I like some Eminiem (not much) and some NSYNC (a bit more). Though I’m sure they’ll be in the dust soon.
Note: I know that most of these questions were sarcastic, but they’re fun to answer 
You’re not like that irritating Anthony character on Boston Public, are you? B/c if you are…<threatening gestures>
On to the real questions:
Do you like the Powerpuff Girls, or are they too cool for you?
Boxers or briefs?
Have you ever- er…no. I can’t ask it…I just can’t.
Are all young teenage guys real [deleted expletives] or do you fellows just do that because you’re incredibly insecure…or what? You know…the immaturity, the rudeness, the etcetera…Most of the underclassmen I know of are like that.
Oh, and have you emotionally and spiritually recovered from that drunk dude walking into your house? I was worried about you back then, man…
You’re not like that irritating Anthony character on Boston Public, are you? B/c if you are…<threatening gestures>
On to the real questions:
Do you like the Powerpuff Girls, or are they too cool for you?
*Heh, they’re a tad immature
Boxers or briefs?
Boxer briefs
Have you ever- er…no. I can’t ask it…I just can’t.
Nope
Are all young teenage guys real [deleted expletives] or do you fellows just do that because you’re incredibly insecure…or what? You know…the immaturity, the rudeness, the etcetera…Most of the underclassmen I know of are like that.
Yup. I am a real ‘butthole’, but I try to be nice sometimes.
Oh, and have you emotionally and spiritually recovered from that drunk dude walking into your house? I was worried about you back then, man…
Well, we weren’t the only people bugged. I joke about it now, but I was seriously freaked when he came. Two twenties-something ladies next door had him enter their house too, but (obviously) they weren’t as scared as two ~15 year old guys
My brother is a teenage guy, a 17 year old one. What is it about being one(teen boy) that makes him ignore everything my mother asks him to do? If dad asks he does it pronto, but poor mom asks him to do something 4 or 5 times before he does it, grudgingly. I’m sick of hearing about it, and merely suggest “then have dad make him do it” but…oh well.
Well, maybe he just thinks his dad is ‘cooler’. Or he respects him more (even though he won’t admit it).