It’s interesting in that it’s “vibes-based”, and a lot of the questions are about general attitudes toward life rather than specific political issues. It says that the politician whose views most closely resemble mine is Zohran Mamdami, which is certainly reasonable. Give it a whirl and see what you think.
75% woke 25% chud
53% techbro 47% neo luddite
47% hope piller 53% doomer
61% davos 39% dubai
Apparently that makes me Mamdami.
75% Woke 25% Chud
54% Techbro 48% Neo-luddite
56% Hopefilled 44% Doomer
72% Davos 28% Dubai
I, too, am Mamdani.
59% Woke 41% Chud
63% Techbro 37% Neo-Luddite
48% Hopepilled 52% Doomer
78% Davos 22% Dubai
Ezra Klein for me.
Love it
I got Pope Leo. I had mostly similar numbers to DigitalC and Dorjan but was more hopepilled - makes sense looking at the source html Mamdami is pretty similar to Leo except he’s neutral on hope/doom where Leo is positive.
34% Woke 66% Chud
47% Techbro 53% Neo-Luddite
78% Hopepilled 22% Doomer
77% Davos 23% Dubai
It thinks I am Rishi Sunak (former British Conservative Prime Minister), about whom I know little, but would have thought that I lean more libertarian than almost any successful British pol.
Zohran Mamdani
- 84% Woke - 16% Chud
- 61% Techbro - 39% Neo-Luddite
- 44% Hopepilled - 56% Doomer
- 80% Davos - 20% Dubai
Says I am Rishu sunak.
Emmanuel Macron
Georgia Meloni
84% Woke 16% Chud
38% Techbro 62% Neo-Luddite
58% Hopepilled 42% Doomer
83% Davos 17% Dubai
Another Mamdani here.
I can live with being Mark Carney.
Another Mamdani. I wish I looked that good in a suit, though.
Mamdani.
Well, if you describe Rishi Sunak as “successful”, you clearly do know little about him! 
Very interesting test - thanks, T.F.!
Result as to my actual views:
63% Woke
59% Neo-Luddite
83% Hopepilled
86% Davos
It says I’m closest to Joe Biden, which sounds about right, although I admire Barack Obama far more among recent Presidents.
Then I took the test again, purposefully answering the extreme opposite of my actual views, where applicable, and it came up:
92% Chud
72% Techbro
50-50% Hopepilled-Doomer
73% Dubai
And that meant… Charlie Kirk. Ugh.
Je suis Zohran.
I found a few questions where I wanted to pick two answers, usually at opposite ends of the spectrum. For example, generative AI is both useful and making society worse. Mainstream news outlets are both telling the truth and lying, depending on which outlet you mean.
I was 55% doomer; I expected to be much higher.
It sounds like you made it so mad, it’s threatening your life.
He may not have been successful as a Prime Minister (he lasted less than two years), but just getting to that position means a lot more success than most ever even aspire to.