Yet Another Fun But Probably Meaningless Online "Political Compass" Test You Can Take

Politics & Elections
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Yoon Suk Yeol.

::shrugs::

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Pope Leo here. I’m good with that.

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27% Woke, 73% Chud
53% Techbro, 47% Neo-Luddite
75% Hopepilled, 25% Doomer
75% Davos, 25% Dubai

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Took this test the other day and got Macron, which is based as fuck.

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56% Woke 44% Chud
39% Techbro 61% Neo-Luddite
73% Hopepilled 27% Doomer
72% Davos 28% Dubai

Your Closest Match: Pope Leo XIV

~Max

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Apparently there are many Mamdani among us… I thought @frodo was my moral-compass-to-be-determined twin!

70% woke / 30% Chud
56% Techbro / 44% Neo-Luddite
56% Hopepilled / 44% Doomer
70% Davos / 30% Dubai

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Also Carney. Pretty similar scores.

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Another Emmanuel Macron here, which is stupid because Mrs. J. is a lots nicer person than Ms. Macron.

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I am also Macron. I don’t know how I feel about being French.

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So who in the American lanes is most like Carney?

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People here seem to feel that their results make sense, which was certainly not the case in the Pew thread.

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84% Woke - 16% Chud

34% Techbro - 66% Neo-Luddite

55% Hopepilled - 45% Doomer

88% Davos - 12% Dubai

Another Mamdani here.

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I’d say the results slant further left than I am (I tend to think of myself as center-left) but given the wide fluctuations in the Overton window, who knows?

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Keir Starmer.

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It’s weird enough that I find it hard to argue that it doesn’t make sense. It’s kind of hard for me to tell.

It feels more like an old Facebook “Which Harry Potter character are you?” quiz than a real political measurement, so it’s hard to complain. Like protesting, “I’m a Hagrid not a Draco!”

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I don’t know enough about Macron to know if I should be flattered or insulted.

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66% woke, 34% chud
56% Techbro 44% Neo-Luddite
56% Hopepilled 44% Doomer
59% Davos 41% Dubai

Keir Starmer.

!

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Another Mamdani bro here. We’re number one! We’re number one!

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I got Pope Leo. As a Chicagoan, I’m good with that.

I didn’t bother with the percentages. I’m less woke and more optimistic than I thought. I also lean toward the luddite. I agree with that appraisal.

Davos vs Dubai? WTF does that even mean? I’m way more Davos apparently. At first, that was disturbing, because I read Davos as the creator of the Daleks.

Yeah, more Pope Leo than Davros, I would say I am.

Speaking of Davros, I’m more right wing than Russell T. Davies, because I think the reason he retconned Davros as able-bodied was just stupid woke virtue signalling.

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Me too. Very upsetting. Though i don’t believe he shares my view that billionaires are bad