Yet Another Fun But Probably Meaningless Online "Political Compass" Test You Can Take

I got Mamdani.

So did I. I also often wanted “don’t know” or “need more info” but had to settle for neutral.

It matched me with Pope Leo. I am dubious about this.

Unsurprisingly is Mamdami for me too.

72% Woke / 28% Chud
56% Techbro / 44% Neo-Luddite
55% Hopepilled / 45% Doomer
78% Davos / 22% Dubai

We are never going to dispel the allegations @ParallelLines

I am starting to lowkey wonder if this test was secretly funded by the Mamdami organization :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

Exactly. The results are kind of like a horoscope. Easy to not be wrong when you aren’t actually saying anything.

Also Zohran Mamdani

Bruce Springsteen. Just kidding. Apparently I’m Mark Carney.

Have you excommunicated anyone recently?

Did you mean “biased,” or something else? And why, if I may ask?

All of us coming up Mamdani reinforces the idea that the Democratic party has been resistant to: thoughtful people who may not even consider themselves socialists are politically closer to Mamdani than to the Democratic leadership. Which goes a long way to explain the Democrats performance in elections over the last 10 years.

Either that, or the poll is just labeling anyone more extreme than center left as Mamdani.

Yeah that.

Seems to me that this poll is more about how you feel about things not about what you would do about issues. That’s not at all the same thing.

I do not even know what these words mean.

59% Woke 41% Chud

63% Techbro 37% Neo-Luddite

56% Hopepilled 44% Doomer

78% Davos 22% Dubai

Who is;
Ezra Klein

Joe Biden for me. Seems to be reasonable.

He’s a center-lefty pundit who writes for the New York Times.

It’s kind of weird how some of the people they use as exemplars are more prominent than others. Certainly it’s not like there aren’t actual center-left politicians whose views are very close to Klein’s and could have been used. And with all respect to former South Korean President Wat Zis Name, how many people outside South Korea know who he is?

72% Woke 28% Chud
33% Techbro 67% Neo-Luddite
55% Hopepilled 45% Doomer
91% Davos 9% Dubai

another clone of Mayor Mamdani

Honestly, I never heard some of these terms until I took this quiz!

78% Woke - 22% Chud
39% techbro - 61% Neo-Luddite
56% Hopepilled - 44% Doomer
80% Davos - 20% Dubai

Closest Match: Zohran Mamdani

(I may be somewhere left of Zohran Mamdani, actually.)

Same here.

Mamdani. I’m totally ok with that.

Pope Leo. This backslid Catholic is scratching her head.