Congrats to Drake and Mallard!
Hooray! Congratulations, you two! 
Congratulations!
(Somehow my heterosexual marriage appears to be totally unaffected by this event. It’s almost like there was no assault on it at all. I’m puzzled.)
Congratulations! I’m very happy for you guys, and more than a little envious; same-sex marriage is a long way off where we live . . . but we’re working on it.
I think you have much better taste in men than in ties. At least your priorities are straight.
Congratulations and stuff!
I LOVE the ties!
A very Happy Marriage to the both of you!
All best wishes.
And apparently your matrimony is recognized fully in Straight Dope Land. Maybe one day the rest of the world will catch up.
Dr. Drake? Mr. Mallard? This is all your fault, isn’t it?
I’m very happy for you both! Congratulations!
Who released the training video? Heads will roll!
Thanks again, everyone, for the lovely comments.
Your husband is right, the tie is hideous. But so was his jacket. :-p
Congratulations from me too!
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And thanks for sharing the story/fight ABOUT the tie; you’ll remember that one for quite a while, I bet. 
Very happy for both of you
Many congratulations! I had the pleasure of meeting you when you were an unmarried man. I’m sure you’re vastly changed now. 
Congrats, Dr. Drake! I remember still with fondness the help you were when I needed some Cornish translation work done, the fact that you chose to get married up here in the Great White North (you weren’t anywhere near Winnipeg, were you? If so, why didn’t you come and say hi?) confirms your smarts even more.
May your marriage last long enough to see the US come to its senses and recognize your marriage as well, and for many decades after that.
Asimovan: Vastly, vastly changed, or exactly the same, or something. It does feel like something has changed, but we can’t put our finger on how. Perhaps smarter: after meeting you years ago and seeing zillions of posts, I just now figured out your username.
dhkendall: Vancouver—nowhere near Winnipeg! I do work with Manitobans, though, which is a change from California where they’re pretty thin on the ground.
Grats, and I don’t think the tie is that bad, and you guys make a cute couple.
Nope, no ripples in the continuum here in CT either. Though we didn’t get any wedding cake either 
Congratulations!
Wishing you both love, luck and happiness always!
Handsome grooms, I like the ties myself! Congratulations, long may you love and may you never know a day w/o the other on Earth!
Congratulations! Wishing both a lifetime of luck and happiness together.
Congratulations and welcome to world of wedded bliss