And yet again…
Some of us have slower computers than others.
And yes, I did forget the next words.
Ergo, only 20 lashes (although I know a few vultures that would enjoy a water-logged possum carcass).
Next words: “PBBBBBTTTTHHHHH!!!” and “Newcrasher”. 
at the party one lady in red turned to the other and said, “Boy, that newcrasher guy certainly is strange” where upon the other lady casually remarked, “PBBBBBTTTTHHHHH!!!”
Next words:
Oatmeal and Large Impregnated Wombat
It taketh more than a bowl of oatmeal to satisfy a large, impregnated wombat, saith the Lord.
Bagpuss and Yemen
“I love yemen,” slurped Ms. Bagpuss to her satisfied lover.
porpoise and uvula
“Ah,” said Chef Uvula von der Schmetterlingen, as he prepared his famous breaded herb-encrusted dolphin sandwich, “there’s a thyme for every porpoise under leaven.”
Next: sanitize and placard
The Obsessive-Compulsive society’s march did not happen because the protesters spent all their time sanitizing their placards.
figurehead and gloaming
Ted was gloaming over his “figurehead” until his mother walked in and caught him red handed.
Next words:
Butthole and 6 lilly white sheep.
I thought of a really cool sentence to use with butthole and 6 lily white sheep in it but decided it was too disgusting to post.
next, “pencil lead” and
newcrasher you need to lay off screech-owl. If he doesn’t follow the rules, that’s mine or his problem. I’ll forgive with no hard feelings since you seem to be a newbie.
Oh and welcome to the boards Dave3L!
Changes mine. I’ll forgive, also. S’okay, I found it all rather amusing.
The pencil lead screamed " " as the eraser ean roughshod over it.
Dmanation, Did it again. :mad:
Next words: “wholesome” and “blizzard”
Sorry screech-owl. I meant to put “bumpsticker”.
Carry on, this is very unamusing so I’ll wait to see if anyone will put something funny down.
Who knew snow from the last blizzard would make such a wholesome and tasty snack?
beer and bacon grease
I saw Sir Francis Bacon grease his shaft and yank it after he drank a keg of beer.
pelvis & draftsman
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The draftsman only put one pelvi on the plans, but we specifically requested that there be 2 pelvis in the bedroom.
skitter and scooter
Tenebras
Also, what the hell is a pelvi?
When I ride my scooter down the sidewalk while wearing my favorite crimson patent leather stiletto pumps, it tends to skitter around a bit.
twinkie and sacred
Ok, I admit I cheated… from this site:
He looked over his shoulder at Lorraine and she was too preoccupied with her twinkie to notice the Sacred Ninja was up to something.
jovial and cactus
Tenebras
He appeared quite jovial when he saw the porcupine fall on a cactus!
kymatology and ranunculaceous
Jim soon realized that his degree in kymatology wasn’t going to help him understand the ranunculaneous endeavours of his transvestite Uncle Arnie.
just for fun:
kymatology - study of wave motion
ranunculaceous - pertaining to buttercups
My turn!
“Vagisil” and “Tostitos”
I had just attached my kymograph to the stem of my mother’s buttercups, her favorite ranunculaceous flower (and mine too, a boy’s best friend is his mother, after all), when the cat attacked my leg and, when shaking it off, I was attacked by the really annoying guy in the computer lab who wouldn’t shut up and I couldn’t concentrate; the moral of the story is kymatology is a bitch, and so is the annoying guy who is now writing stuff on the board and why won’t he just shut up for the love of Pete I don’t care at all, can’t you tell that I’m typing and trying to ignore you you dense motherblanker and now you’re talking about game shows and how millionaire had a celebrity edition this week as if I care at all, oh my god I’m going to jump out a window now…
um… your new words are
chicken and brilliant