Or other flowers of the buttercup family. Sorry, my last post took too long to write. 
Once, there was this guy who didn’t use salsa on his Tostitas, and he didn’t use butter either, this guy used Vagisil, but then I heard about this girl who used magazines to do all sorts of kinky stuff, so they hooked up and all was well.
Ok, I now return you to my previous words. Mea culpa.
Tenebras
here’s where we are now:
As the first to sucessfully make it across the road, the chicken felt he was brilliant.
next…
fez and muffler.
OK- How about Ozonebaby and moderator?
Wait, those shouldn’t be in the same sentence. I am afraid I am going to have to see the deed to this thread. Who own’s it anyway?
…and now back to the thread already in progress…
Abdul use to wear a fez on his head, but found his new aluminum muffler to be much more fashionable.
Charmin and corkscrew
Billy, while washing his hampster in charmin, screwed the cork off of his bottle of paper for a late evening cocktail.
Cheese and Monkey.
-Kero
Originally posted by ozonebaby
I thought of a really cool sentence to use with butthole and 6 lily white sheep in it but decided it was too disgusting to post.
next, “pencil lead” and
newcrasher you need to lay off screech-owl. If he doesn’t follow the rules, that’s mine or his problem. I’ll forgive with no hard feelings since you seem to be a newbie.
OK- How about Ozonebaby and moderator?
Wait, those shouldn’t be in the same sentence. I am afraid I am going to have to see the deed to this thread. Who own’s it anyway?
?? I own it, don’t I? I dunno, I can’t think straight today. But still, ??? 
I used to spank the monkey with cheddar cheese, until I discovered Brie!
palpate and mendacious