Yet even more sequential thread titles

Cats Are…
Getting Mad at Other People’s Kids

Too much eggnog
An old addiction rears its ugly head

(Hallucinating)

Hey Cleveland Browns fans!!! A post-Superbowl Florida Dopefest with a horny sailor?

Eve’s Date
My wife thinks she is pregnant.
Hey, Cleveland Browns fans!!!

Don’t ever stop fucking me
I’m a mother!