I just found an enormous box of pinbacks while cleaning out some drawers!
I quote Lady Chance: “I better not be finding those all over the house.”
So I thought I’d share:
“Coffee: My drug of choice.”
“Explain to me again why I need a man?”
“I want a boyfriend who is sensitive and caring…but they already have boyfriends.”
“You mean this is it?”
“I’m not tense, just terribly terribly alert.”
“Gay by nature…proud by choice.”
“I can’t use condoms…thank God for lawn bags.”
“Let’s not get our undies in a bunch.”
“Loosen up. None of this is real.”
“It must be the moon.”
“Don’t be stupid, we have politicians for that.”
“I’m sorry. Was I screaming again?”
“All those shitty movies and he still gets a stamp.”
“The ozone layer or cheese in a spray can? Don’t make me choose.”
“I’m not your mother.”
“Unemployed intellectual. Will act like pompous ass for food.”
“A little radiation won’t hurt you. Ask our government.”
Plus scads of small 80s music pins. Corey Hart, Slade, Queen, Michael Jackson (pre-mutation), etc etc etc.
Quite a few gay pride pins, too. But most of those don’t have words.
I love pinbacks. With all my heart.
I think I’ll go put some on my bomber jacket. It’ll be like it’s 1981 again, right?
If you want the 80’s look, you have to put them on a denim jacket. Preferably a Levi’s.
Damn, I miss my denim jacket.
You wouldn’t happen to have any Duran Duran in there would you?
Some of the favorites from our collection:
Only a bitch like me could love a bastard like him.
I’ve been seduced by the chocolate side of the Force.
Oh no! Not another learning experience!
I may get older but I refuse to grow up.
Front of back in need of rub.
There’s no problem that can’t be solved by the proper application of high explosives.
No, no, a SATIN bomber jacket! That’s as 80s as it gets.
Or…
A Members’ Only jacket. Black or grey. 80s chic.
The pins I can recall off the toppa my head were, let’s see…
I May Rise, But I Refuse To Shine
Don’t Panic (Yeah, this was the feelie from the Infocom game)
Chuck U. Farley
I know I had a truckload more of those things, though.
I found a really old pin in my grandfather’s workshop. I forget what it says on it, but it’s some supposedly humorous reference to wifebeating, complete with cartoon of man throttling blonde.
*Originally posted by Lady Ice *
**If you want the 80’s look, you have to put them on a denim jacket. Preferably a Levi’s.
Damn, I miss my denim jacket.
You wouldn’t happen to have any Duran Duran in there would you? **
Curiously, there is. I have no damn idea where I got it. Or when. Some of these may go back to my punk days in LA.
Oof…my head. That was a long time ago.
And I always wore leather. No satin or denim for me!
The ultimate source for great buttons. Some of my favorites:
Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.
Politics. From the Latin “poly” meaning “many” and “ticks” meaning “small bloodsucking creatures.”
American Non-Sequitur Society–We don’t make sense, but we do like pizza
SysAdmins can’t be sued for malpractice but surgeons don’t have to deal with patients who install new versions of their own innards
History repeats itself, but each time the price goes up.
No matter how cynical you get, it’s impossible to keep up
Usenet is a way of being annoyed by people you otherwise never would have met.
“Bones! It’s Pirate Roberts!” “He’s Dread, Jim.”
Hello. My name is Batman. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
We’re so busy catching minnows, we forget we’re standing on a whale.
Yeah, a few of us know Nancy from Cons and such. I like her slogans and such but she does them all on those huge buttons. They’re like 3 inches or something. They need to be less than an inch to properly fit on a jacket.
Jorel
January 14, 2003, 5:30pm
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“We are the people our parents warned us about”
Actually, I still have this one on my backpack.
Gah, '80s flashbacks. I wore a denim jacket, and had stuff like “Straight But Not Narrow”, “Life Is Not a Dress Rehearsal”, and a mess of others on there. I can’t even remember them all now. :eek:
Jonathan,
I have a little business making pins.
I can send you one of my wacky ones:
ET loves Fonzie
Warf Potter (Harry’s lost brother)
or the infamous Nipple buttons.
Darth Vader loves Potsie
(yeah, I make buttons that make you do a double take)
Consider it my good deed for the day!
p.s.
80’s = demin jacket for pins.
Satin ones get ruined by pinholes.
And we all know us New Wavers need to update the pins to the band of the week.
“Woohoo! I have a Baltimora pin”
“Oh yeah? do you have a Haircut 100 one?”
one more thing:
let me know the size you want.
1 1/2 is your classic 80’s size: old school
1" is the new ‘emo’ size: new school
1 1/2 inch is the classic size? Most of mine are 1 inch or 5/8. I must be ‘old’ old school.
Thanks for the offer. I’ll take whatever you think is oddest!
My fav was “I love everybody, and you’re next!”