Eh, just a spammer who managed to avoid the automatic spam detecting software. I took care of it.
Very similar MO to one that was on yesterday posting links to download movies. Bot or lonely spammer in a shed in India somewhere?
I guess these are the hours spamers spam. I noticed a few.
It wasn’t just spam for mattresses but for some kind of memory enhancement product, some kind of foam.
Still spam. 
Don’t click the links man! It only encourages them.
I think it was for “memory foam” mattresses.
Foam that enhances your memory…that sounds kind of cyberpunkish actually. “Just in from Singapore, black market silicon foam memory implant chips.”
Cool. I’ll be able to take the SDMB intelligence test soon then to lengthen my edit window. 
Whoah, man, that stuff is full ROM. It’s probably got a couple of MEGAbytes in it!
I read this as mattress sperm, and I was thinking, “Dude, get a tube sock!”.
Haven’t clicked any links, just trying to make some fail jokes about memory foam. 
Ooops… whoosh… completely missed that from your post.
It must worry you that people took you seriously. 
I’ll bet that memory foam wishes it could forget a lot of things…
If only mattresses could talk…
They do on Sqornshellous Zeta, although they are very dim-witted and incapable of carrying on a stimulating conversation. And it’s hard to keep track of who said what because they are all named Zem.
“Kill me now!”