Well, almost three hours later I am now a whopping .90c richer.
19th/2397 players.
Fear my awesome poker skillz!
21st Anniversary today…dinner out on the town tonight…therefore, I will be absent.
You guys would just beat me up anyways, just like last week.
Hopefully next week.
Huge CONGRATS! on the annivesary, Yeti!
We’ll miss ya.
Maybe.
Yeah, right… You’re just skeered since the Duck of Death is back! Better wait 2 weeks, I’ll be tapped out again by then 
Have you all searched yourselves at SharkScope? For some reason, they have me listed as a fish. 
Seriously, though, I have no idea what the data mean. Av. stake $2? I don’t think so - the only thing I play at Stars these days is $1 SnG’s.
Results:
- Oslo Yay me!
- ast
- kyy
- the Duck of Suck - welcome back, mf’er
- missy
- root
- dag
- nook
And the quarterly standings:
1 Kyyrewyyoae 68.8
2 Oslo Ostragoth 66.6
3 Robot Arm 62.0
4 Asterion 60.3
5 Dag Otto 57.5
6 Nanook of the North 47.6
7 Miss Take 40.1
You realize that there is a direct relationship between #1 and #4? You sucked out a river flush card to get a pile of my chips, then I failed to suck out my river card to give you the rest of them.
Some welcome back!
(Oh…Hi Missy! )
The hand complained of:
Paired, nut flush draw plus an overcard Ace? 14 outs, getting 3.5 to 1. More acceptable risk than suckout. (Not that I did the math in my head during the game.)
And, by the time I got you again, you had all your chips back! The (almost) fatal blow (left you with about 100 chips):
Tried to push me around, didn’t you? Anyway, glad you could rejoin us. Good luck in the freerolls!
Tremble with FEAR all you before me! I am DUCK! Crusher of HOPES! Slayer of DREAMS! And I have $.46!!
(1) Duck
(2) Root
(3) Ast
(4) Oslo
(5) Kyy
(6) Yeti
(7) Missy (Hi Missy!!)
(8) Dag
The standings:
1 Kyyrewyyoae 65.6
2 Robot Arm 65.2
3 Oslo Ostragoth 65.0
4 Asterion 61.4
5 Dag Otto 51.9
6 Nanook of the North 47.6
7 Miss Take 37.4
Congrats to Duke for regaining his grim form so soon after a lengthy absence.
Three within a point of the lead? Wow!
Hard to believe I’m one of them, though.
Just wait until my third game. With a 1st and a 4th, I’ll be up there unless I totally tank next week.
So I’m definitely bringing my 12 gauge shotgun loaded for Duck.
Right now you would come in with a ranking of 77.8. Obviously, we need to do some Duck-plucking next week.
Don’t be hatin’ on the kindly Duck. All I want is your chips and I’ll go about my business.
I also give you tuff_fish.
Is that the same tuff_fish with a petition in California to legalize internet poker but with a whole list of restrictions like no multi-tabling and an insanely high rake and criminalization of PokerTracker (both removed, apparently from the final petition to be circulated)?
That’s great.
OK, got $.75 for 179/64XX in the freeroll, so I have 12 weeks in the bank now.
“Everybody is out to get Hitler” snerk