Well, almost three hours later I am now a whopping .90c richer.
19th/2397 players.
Fear my awesome poker skillz!
21st Anniversary today…dinner out on the town tonight…therefore, I will be absent.
You guys would just beat me up anyways, just like last week.
Hopefully next week.
Huge CONGRATS! on the annivesary, Yeti!
We’ll miss ya.
Maybe.
[QUOTE=Yeticus Rex]
21st Anniversary today…dinner out on the town tonight…therefore, I will be absent.
You guys would just beat me up anyways, just like last week.
Hopefully next week.
[/QUOTE]
Yeah, right… You’re just skeered since the Duck of Death is back! Better wait 2 weeks, I’ll be tapped out again by then 
Have you all searched yourselves at SharkScope? For some reason, they have me listed as a fish. 
Seriously, though, I have no idea what the data mean. Av. stake $2? I don’t think so - the only thing I play at Stars these days is $1 SnG’s.
Results:
- Oslo Yay me!
- ast
- kyy
- the Duck of Suck - welcome back, mf’er
- missy
- root
- dag
- nook
And the quarterly standings:
1 Kyyrewyyoae 68.8
2 Oslo Ostragoth 66.6
3 Robot Arm 62.0
4 Asterion 60.3
5 Dag Otto 57.5
6 Nanook of the North 47.6
7 Miss Take 40.1
[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth]
Results:
- Oslo Yay me!
- the Duck of Suck - welcome back, mf’er
[/QUOTE]
You realize that there is a direct relationship between #1 and #4? You sucked out a river flush card to get a pile of my chips, then I failed to suck out my river card to give you the rest of them.
Some welcome back!
(Oh..Hi Missy! )
[QUOTE=Duke of Rat]
You realize that there is a direct relationship between #1 and #4? You sucked out a river flush card to get a pile of my chips, then I failed to suck out my river card to give you the rest of them.
Some welcome back!
[/QUOTE]
The hand complained of:
Paired, nut flush draw plus an overcard Ace? 14 outs, getting 3.5 to 1. More acceptable risk than suckout. (Not that I did the math in my head during the game.)
And, by the time I got you again, you had all your chips back! The (almost) fatal blow (left you with about 100 chips):
Tried to push me around, didn’t you? Anyway, glad you could rejoin us. Good luck in the freerolls!
Tremble with FEAR all you before me! I am DUCK! Crusher of HOPES! Slayer of DREAMS! And I have $.46!!
(1) Duck
(2) Root
(3) Ast
(4) Oslo
(5) Kyy
(6) Yeti
(7) Missy (Hi Missy!!)
(8) Dag
The standings:
1 Kyyrewyyoae 65.6
2 Robot Arm 65.2
3 Oslo Ostragoth 65.0
4 Asterion 61.4
5 Dag Otto 51.9
6 Nanook of the North 47.6
7 Miss Take 37.4
Congrats to Duke for regaining his grim form so soon after a lengthy absence.
Three within a point of the lead? Wow!
Hard to believe I’m one of them, though.
[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth]
Three within a point of the lead? Wow!
Hard to believe I’m one of them, though.
[/QUOTE]
Just wait until my third game. With a 1st and a 4th, I’ll be up there unless I totally tank next week.
[QUOTE=Duke of Rat]
Just wait until my third game. With a 1st and a 4th, I’ll be up there unless I totally tank next week.
[/QUOTE]
So I’m definitely bringing my 12 gauge shotgun loaded for Duck.
Right now you would come in with a ranking of 77.8. Obviously, we need to do some Duck-plucking next week.
Don’t be hatin’ on the kindly Duck. All I want is your chips and I’ll go about my business.
I also give you tuff_fish.
[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth]
I also give you tuff_fish.
[/QUOTE]
Is that the same tuff_fish with a petition in California to legalize internet poker but with a whole list of restrictions like no multi-tabling and an insanely high rake and criminalization of PokerTracker (both removed, apparently from the final petition to be circulated)?
[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth]
Hysterical
[/QUOTE]
That’s great.
OK, got $.75 for 179/64XX in the freeroll, so I have 12 weeks in the bank now.
[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth]
Hysterical
[/QUOTE]
“Everybody is out to get Hitler” snerk