Remember my reference to “the Jimmy Stewart thread” a week or two ago? Here it is. Still makes me laugh out loud.
There is a new sheriff in town, and her name is MissTake.
The standings for the quarter:
1 Oslo Ostragoth 66.3
2 Dag Otto 63.5
3 Kyyrewyyoae 59.6
4t Asterion 57.4
4t Miss Take 57.4
6 Duke of Rat 56.9
7 Robot Arm 54.8
8 Nanook of the North 52.1
9 Yeticus Rex 19.2
Three games left if anyone wants to make a move.
Damn skippy, bucko!
(Of course now that I have jinxed myself!)
Got 6/313 in the $1 NL Freezeout tonite, $14.06 for that. So $32 profit over 2 tourneys on the real money games, that’s way better than the freerolls.
Man, I have over 50 in my account now. I had .29 when I started back, that’s killer.
Duke: iffin ya don’t mind some rude railbirds, you might turn on yer AIM when you’re thrashing these tables. Wow. $0.29 to $50.
I think I need to assassinate the whole leaderboard to make any move this quarter. 
Last night…would you believe this bit of crap…I was in 4 separate 10-seater SnG’s and I came in 4th every single time…for a total of $0…missing the top 3 payout spots.
It’s on 
Looks like about 75 players in a $5+1 NL Freezout
It’s on, 2+.25 Freezeout
I didn’t see the game for this week so I made one.
Ok, I know I won last night’s game, but I forgot which order the heads rolled…good job in the Freezeout Duck, and Missy…oh, so close!
I stayed close to break-even for the first few levels, survived a few desperation moves and finished third. It was a miracle I was in the money.
What was the deal last night? Every time I had a hand, you all folded. I slow-played a flush; nothing. Is there some meme going around that I never bluff?
Oslo was gonna post a screen cap of the results, not sure if he ever got it hosted but he should have the cap saved. I know where I finished 
And yeah, Missy got a bad beat put on her to go out 10th in the $1. Her exit enabled me to advance into the money, but I didn’t make it much deeper. 2 Dopers in the final table was pretty cool though.
I never had any really decent starting hands, a loud fart in my general direction was enough to get me off a hand.
How many tournaments do you enter that you don’t post about? It seems like you cash every time. I don’t know how you do it.
I’ve tried a few freerolls; cashed once, and it took a couple hours and some good luck. I think I made $1.50. I’ll have to try one of those cheap freezeouts sometime.
I jumped into $1 SnG and got 2nd for $2.70 last night…took only 25 minutes.
I cash about 1 out of 5 or 6 of the money tourneys, a lot less than that in the freerolls. Still, those 4 or 5 losses can eat your stack up. After I passed the $50 mark, I entered a $5, a $3 a couple of $2 and a couple of $1 and won zilch. But right before that I cashed in back to back tourneys (not back to back the same night, but consecutive tourneys I entered). Last night was the first cash I’d had in 5 previous trys.
And I did sort of post about the ones I didn’t win, back when Oslo told me to turn my AIM on when I was playing I posted “It’s on” or something a couple of times. When I didn’t come back in full gloat, that’s when I didn’t cash
Last night’s results:
1 Yeti
2 ast
3 root
4 missy
5 kyy
6 Oslo
7 dag
8 Duke
and the standings for the quarter:
1 Oslo Ostragoth 63.9
2 Dag Otto 60.7
3 Asterion 60.1
4 Kyyrewyyoae 58.3
5 Miss Take 57.2
6 Robot Arm 56.2
7 Nanook of the North 52.1
8 Duke of Rat 51.3
9 Yeticus Rex 50.8
Can’t believe I retained the lead.
I should add in the interest of full disclosure:
Shit. I woke up face down on my keyboard in a puddle of my drool very late in the night.
I have to find a way to reconcile poker night with early and long work days.