Just heard that my green card application has been accepted. (after almost 5 years !) So I must appologise to all Americans, but it looks like you’ll have to put up with me for many more years.
Yippppeeeeeee 
Congratulations!
I thought this was about getting a lifetime subscription to the Dope. But your news is good too!
Congrats!
<flinging confetti with wild and reckless abandon>
And you’ll have to put up with my orfull spelling (sorry).
(Any Mod, would you mind changing the spelling in the title to the correct form of hear, pretty please)
I thought the same thing…and I was jealous.
Congrats!!!
So, what part of this enormous country will you be calling home, if you don’t mind my asking?
Oh, and do you have any tips for people trying to get green cards? One of the women in my office married a guy from India in September. She says that trying to get him a green card has been murder.
Blimey!