Well, CrankyAsAnOldMan, my dear, should I return the favor that you did for me? I hope the next time someone starts a pit thread with my name in it I get a chance to pull out the ninja stars and the asbestos undies.
BTW, are you feeling better? No more flu, I hope.
That’s the main reason I DON’T go to the pit. Although I seriously doubt I’m important enough to start a thread about, the thought terrifies me.
It’s like walking through the ghettos at night and… ah, nevermind.
AndYrAStar: Don’t be scared, just remember what they taught you about fire safety in school:
Stop, Drop, and Roll.
I’m just happy if I see my name mentioned by anyone. I love seeing people mention my name. And I like mentioning people’s names so they can feel the same way.
Hello, Jack Batty! :^D
I never write anything mean or controversial enough anymore to invoke a Pit thread. Maybe way back then, but not now, because I can’t take being flamed very well.
Well, I’ve noticed that I seem just a BIT politically opiniated, so I’m shocked that any of the liberals (or conservatives…don’t endear myself to them much better) haven’t dragged me thru the pit 
After all, the defense of liberty is a rather thankless job…can’t expect everyone to approve
slythe – okay, that’s about enough of you flinging around your “moderator” status! I think I should drag your sorry, silly ass into the Pit for a good old fashioned butt ream… but I don’t have the right equipment… damn! 
FWIW I’ve seen my name in the Pit too much (course, I START most of the threads so…) Well, what’s a bitch supposed to do?
Well, you dodged that bullet.
Welfy, you’re my hero, and the new unofficial president of the “Jack Batty - Attention Whore Booster Club”
Dude! You know I have no talent for flames, you seething, maggot-infested, bilious pile of potato bug larvae!
I never search anything for my name.
Do you think I’m missing something? Anyone out there love/hate me? Should I be worried/thrilled?