If you think this reality’s bad off now, just wait 'til I get through with it!
My poor Bat-guy is dead. 
But I am reincarnated as the Aspect of Absolute Hatred, and my Raging Hate-Beast exists across all worlds… so Prof. Pepperwinkle is quickly chewed up and spat out, and again in the next world, and so on.
I… um… wait for you to get beaten up and then healed so I can become stronger?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crystal_Imprisonment
A nice big chunk of amethyst on my mantlepiece, with Jragon frozen in mid-scream within for all eternity, would look pretty cool don’tcha think?
I totally punched the crystal with my robot hands and released a pissed-off Jragon, who promptly beats down buddha with his… restoration powers?
Er, OK.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Audible_Inundation
I shatter his machines with supersonic sound vibrations and turn his brain into liquid by blasting “Who Let The Dogs Out?” at 1000 decibels in his skull
I reach out with my tentacles and turn off the machine. Then I strangle him.
Regards,
Shodan
I teleport next to him invisibly (or just to within range of him) and then set him on fire. He tries to retaliate? Whoops, I’m on fire, too – now he’s more on fire. If he’s somehow immune to fire, I’ll use my enhanced speed, strength, and omni-immunity (!) to pound him to a pulp.
My limitations: Susceptible to magic and able to be enslaved. That’s about it. Bring it on, suckers. 
You can’t be an Ifrit all the time. Sooner or later you’ll turn back to human form. And sooner or later you will go to a restaurant. Where I will be lying in wait.
As you reach for your fork … it suddenly becomes 10,000 forks. They fly toward you, skewering you instantly. Ha ha!
Meanwhile, your guts just became soup compliments of my internal rupturing powers.
Sorry, guys, but it looks like I just won this thread. What’s that? You have a comeback? Sorry, I win that, too. I win all things, always, at all times.
This was fun. Everyone should feel free to move along now.
Yeah, right. You can’t just plaster a “Mission Accomplished” banner across an aircraft carrier and count that as a win.
Your “victory embodiment” power was obviously gained through a dark bargain with demonic forces. They’re no match for the Sanctification power entrusted to me by the One True God. Sanctification allows me to physically bless objects or substances with holy properties. What do I bless? Your clothes. You are now wearing sacred vestments, and they burn you. They burn the evil magic right out of you. After a few moments of blinding agony, your powers have been purged, and you are a powerless mundane.
Before you can regain your bearings, I beat you into submission with a baseball bat (also holy).
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Surreal_Dimensional_Creation
I just have to wait for you to sleep and invite you into the Chaos Rift. And then not invite you out again. Problem solved.
Achoo!!!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Ice_Breath
Enjoy life in the Chaos Rift with Max, assuming you guys ever thaw out.
By the way, this site might take over from TvTropes as my default “hit Random, read something cool to waste time” option.
Causality Manipulation | Superpower Wiki | Fandom. I would choose to have him never have existed.
You can manipulate reality all you want, but I am so damn happy and mellow Light Side Aspect Manifestation | Superpower Wiki | Fandom that I can completely ignore the fact that the universe just blinked out of existence, and I’ll make you forget about it, too!
Not if I put a bullet between your eyes first: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Marksmanship
Your bullets mean nothing when I drain the kinetic energy from them, and then stop your heart.
And this time I got
Power Immunity | Superpower Wiki | Fandom.
You can’t stop the kinetic thrust of my Peppertronic Battle Armor. (After all, I’m already a successful eccentric super=scientist.)