Along came a swagman and passing by the leechbabe’s desk
spied her peanut butter and cried out with glee
And he sang as he grabbed it and put it in his tucker bag,
“You’ll come a waltzing Matilda with me”
All kidding aside, I hope you’ve told someone about this. Security, or your supervisor, or whoever. Whoever did that had to go into your desk. Sure, it’s “just” peanut butter, but you bought it.
You say “It’s all gone.” Is the jar itself missing, or is it still there but scooped out? If so, are there fingerprints? No, I’m not kidding. That sounds like a sociopath: not just taking what isn’t theirs, but taking it as freely as if it were theirs.
We had a food thief at work once, and the PRESIDENT of the company addressed everyone and asked if they weren’t getting paid enough. Turns out the victim had a dietary reason to bring his own food and it was messing with his health. They finally caught the culprit, and he was canned. (By the way, I’m a peanut butter junkie…the most perfect food on the planet!!!)
Wow, I would be really pissed. No one takes away my peanut butter. Can you set a little trap? You know he/she likes peanut butter, so maybe Reese’s peanut butter cups or something?
That’s a hangin’ offense in my book. I eat too much peanut butter, by healthy standards. But I don’t care. I buy it in the 3 lb jar because it’s a waste of time otherwise.
At the risk of restarting the Great Peanut Butter War of 2001
Peter Pan, schmooth …
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Here’s something you can try: Visine not only gets the red out…it also causes a severe case of the runs when ingested. Just get a dummy jar of Jif, mix a bottle of Visine in there and watch the ol’ aversion therapy kick in.