I purchased a new bottle of peanut butter last week and left it in my desk with a loaf of bread for lunches this week.
Yesterday I come back to work to find ITS ALL GONE!!! somebody ate all my peanut butter 
I’m not sure who it is but if I catch you – Watch Out! I’m on a peanut butter rampage!
NEVER! EVER! EVER! deprive a pregnant woman of her peanut butter fix!!! :mad:
The moron temp guy has learned how to open jars? Wow, that is progress!
Oh, that’s low…
Imagine if it was the same guy who knocked you up…
YOU MUST BE PISSED!!!
Well Thylacine I’m not 100% sure its the Mr. Moron because he seems to have forgotten how to unlock the front door again.
There are 2 other people in the office it could be and I’m watching them very closely.
Be warned peanut butter hog I am armed (with vegemite) and dangerous!!!
leechboy knows if he eats the last of the peanut butter to haul his ass out to the shops and buy more pronto! Got that boy well trained I do 
Time to bring in more peanut butter… mixed in with your body secretion of choice.
Feetsweat?
Unleash the big guns and shower 'em with a dose of morning sickness!!
Yeah I like the way you think Revtim and Xavier
Seems like there is more then one leech in the house.
Along came a swagman and passing by the leechbabe’s desk
spied her peanut butter and cried out with glee
And he sang as he grabbed it and put it in his tucker bag,
“You’ll come a waltzing Matilda with me”
All kidding aside, I hope you’ve told someone about this. Security, or your supervisor, or whoever. Whoever did that had to go into your desk. Sure, it’s “just” peanut butter, but you bought it.
You say “It’s all gone.” Is the jar itself missing, or is it still there but scooped out? If so, are there fingerprints? No, I’m not kidding. That sounds like a sociopath: not just taking what isn’t theirs, but taking it as freely as if it were theirs.
Rilch, what makes you think they used their fingers to dip?
It may have been something much more sinister.
A whole damn jar that fast? Look for the horribly constipated guy. After that much peanut butter his works should be good and gummed up. :rolleyes:
Sorry for your loss, taking a person’s peanut butter is just wrong. :mad:
We had a food thief at work once, and the PRESIDENT of the company addressed everyone and asked if they weren’t getting paid enough. Turns out the victim had a dietary reason to bring his own food and it was messing with his health. They finally caught the culprit, and he was canned. (By the way, I’m a peanut butter junkie…the most perfect food on the planet!!!)
[Homer]
Mmmmm…peanut butter…
[/Homer]
Trader Joe’s crunchy unsalted - the natural stuff - is my particular fix. Although I can’t lay off peanut butter any which way.
Wow, I would be really pissed. No one takes away my peanut butter. Can you set a little trap? You know he/she likes peanut butter, so maybe Reese’s peanut butter cups or something?
mmmm…peanut butter cups…
That’s a hangin’ offense in my book. I eat too much peanut butter, by healthy standards. But I don’t care. I buy it in the 3 lb jar because it’s a waste of time otherwise.
At the risk of restarting the Great Peanut Butter War of 2001
Peter Pan, schmooth …
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Here’s something you can try: Visine not only gets the red out…it also causes a severe case of the runs when ingested. Just get a dummy jar of Jif, mix a bottle of Visine in there and watch the ol’ aversion therapy kick in.
-Blessedwolf
pure evil since 1969
I meant fingerprints on the outside of the jar.