Ok, so for a day, YOU are the Bus Guy. What are you gonna do?
Make a new** Bus Guy Rule**, something that all the people here have to follow, establish a new policy for kids or schools to abide by.
While you’re at it, what’s your job, so I can come in for a while and do some damage to the status quo in your neck of the woods? What should I do to rattle things a bit?
I love The Replacements!
I’m sorry, Mr Bus Guy, I can’t go to work because I’ll be staying home all day checking out what it’s like to have a penis!!
I’m an exec. assistant. Go wild.
Radio playing will be punished by ejecting the radio first. Only afterwards, the owner.
I’m a forensic pathologist working for the govt doing autopsies on homicides etc. Whatcha wanna do first?
I’m a student. Wanna date/mingle/have sex with/be around pretty co-eds?
Wait a tick…I’m getting this shitty end of this deal. ABORT!! ABORT!!!
OK here’s my rule as Mr. Bus Guy: The cool kids sit in the front and the nerds/geeks/shy ones sit in the exalted* Back of the Bus*!
I’m a bank teller…watch out for the cameras!
**gabriela: ** I want to use one of those saws to cut open someone’s skull. Do they have to be dead first?
LOUNE: Too late, you offered! Tell you what, you get an air conditioned van to drive.
Luna: I like your rule! We do it! I’ll bring spray paint for the cameras.
Hmph. An air-conditioned van. Whoopee.
Is it the Girls Gone Wild van? Will there be snacks on this flight? Sweeten the deal somehow!..please?
Ok, all kids are to SIT DOWN, SHUT UP and not move, I remind you riding inside the bus is a privilege, not a right, after all, there’s plenty of room on the roof of the bus, and duct tape can hold anything in place if applied liberally enough…
My job, an Apple Authorized Mac repair tecnician, you’ll get to take stuff apart and put it back together all day…
New bus rule: $20 lets you drive for 5 minutes.
New bank rule: One for you one for me.
New coroner rule: blame the dead guy for the bus wreck and bank robbery.
My job, aid worker in Baghdad
I’m an environmental scientist with the State and I tell people where they can put their used oil and scrap tires and hazardous waste. Wait a second… That sounds a whole lot more fun than it actually is.
So Bus Guy… Wanna be a governmental jack-booted thug?
New Baghdad rule: All the guys have to wear pink burkas and the women get mini-skirts and tank-tops, and there’s 1,000 supply helicopters landing in 5 minutes loaded with food and water and beer and Girls Gone Wild videos and Faye Weldon novels and Slinkies.
I’m a 911 dispatcher. Where do you wanna tell the cops to go first?
I’m gonna let the pigeon drive the bus.
New rule for Mac techs: go to the ESWA office where I volunteer and fix that crappy old iMac someone donated a couple months ago that’s already on its deathbed.
New rule for environmental scientists: when people ask
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“Up your ass” is now an acceptable response.
New rule for the cops: any confiscated booze or weed must be dropped of at my house for, um, “Processing and Storage.” Yeah.
I work for a newsletter publisher, sorting the mail and processing the orders and customer service issues therein. Have fun.
ENugent, I love that book!
New rule - any mail that doesn’t immediately look life-or-death important or brilliantly interesting goes in recycling. Any cheques are the property of whoever grabbed them first. Customer service is now no-mans-land, sort the issue out or babble in gibberish, however you see fit. Everyone must come into work dressed as a different cartoon character each day.
I’m a mortgage consultant - knock yourselves out!
Of couse, they have to be live! They don’t work unless they’re live.
…uh… you did mean the saws, didn’t you?
New rule - all kids must walk a reasonable distance to their bus stops. Around here they pick up at every house. I am not kidding.
I’m an AA. In an office full of cynical, sharp, bright, and rather sarcastic women. (Myself included. :D) Have at it, boss.
LOUNE: How’s a wet bar sound?
MacTech: I have to put it together? Does it have to work after it’s back together?
**madmonk28: ** duck
**DeVena: ** I already am!
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mika: ** I live with two of your kind already, I fear nothing your office mates can bring!!
I’d stand on a statue and squawk at passerbys. Ha!
Me? I’m a student at a university, sleep-deprived, writing an exam tomorrow. Do your worst.
Pshaw. Been there, done that. 