Umbrage PIE, aargh, left out the critical object.
When came back, didn’t bring.
This post just gave me the worst Harry Potter visual I’ve ever had.
:smack:
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Oh, my. I don’t think I can like you for a little while, for putting that into my head, too.
Slash is one thing, but :eek:!
Sorry! 
Just think happy thoughts. 
*I am the god of hell fire,
And I bring you
Fire, I’ll take you to burn
Fire, I’ll take you to learn
I’ll see you burn
*
Joel and the Bots: Hi, God of Hellfire!
Oddly enough, the OP made me think of “When Doves Cry.” Maybe I’m just too demanding…
Even at that, you misused the word:
From Merriam-Webster:
:dubious:
:wally
Ummm… I’m the one actually on fire?
Watch out,
you might get what you’re after
So?
This is bad because?
Look, if he takes all the umbrage, the rest of us will be left baking in the hot sun. And I forgot to put on any sunblock. :mad:
I hear they’re running a huge sale on umbrage at Sears. It’s where America shops ya know.
Why do you hate Walmart?
Well, they’re just scary. I mean, c’mon. First National Bank of Walmart? I can see the ad campaigns now. “Can’t afford that cheapo, made in Taiwan duck pond over in aisle twelve? C’mon over to the bank and get a loan!”
I still miss T G & Y.
All three of them.