You boys looking for a hot date tonight? What? A cold one? Warning, eek factor!

In Japan (back in the early 1990s), when someone got charged with murder they were also charged with abandoning the corpse. What? They expect the killer the carry the bod around?

Guys, guys. Why should we judge those whose sexual preferences are different from ours? How would you like it if you were in their situation? Huh? Huh?

(Besides, it’s not like the corpse said “No”)

Only on the SDMB would you get such an opportunity.

And only this* once.* Don’t do it again or we’ll kill you, then ravish your corpse, and post about it on the board in all it’s gory and graphic detail, including the size of yer’ willie. :smiley:

That’s quitter talk!

*Chapter Fifteen - Beginning Necromancy.

Lesson One: Proper Shovel Usage*.

-Joe, doing Discworld from memory

Fucking with three more corpses, perhaps?

Well, this explains the skanky guys I occasionally sell condoms to at Walgreens. I’m taking their money and I’m thinkin’, “No woman would voluntarily have sex with that, they must be payin’ for it…” So, maybe not.

Only if they baked her first.

<Bosda SLAPS EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD with a Wet Trout>

Now go home! And wash your hands!

Oh, STFU, bigot. Your veiled agenda attempt is as inept as your mental abilitity to discern actions.

Uhh… what?

I’m missing something here…

-FrL-

stpauler, are you…medicated?
If not, perhaps you should consider it.

rumages for stickies and big red pen to scribble note to self

Do not tell weirdos at bar that I’d have to be dead before I fucked them as I might one day have to fulfil that promise.

And be sure to get that dirt out from underneath your fingernails!

One of us got whoosed. I suspect it was you.

Brains, not hands. With bleach.

If you look at the section you linked, subsection (7) provides:

Just reading that provison sqicks me out.

What if the victim is undead?

No, seriously.

What if a space probe cames back from exploring Venus, and suddenly the dead rise from the grave – and they’re really horny?

Where are your precious laws for that, hmm?

This Thread is going into veeerrrry unsafe territory.

Maybe I’ve watched too much Law & Order, but it makes sense. For example, if someone raped and killed a woman, and they couldn’t prove that the rape came first, they could argue that they can’t be charged with rape.