You can take your thumb out of my ass anytime now

[Antinor01]

@fetus

Think that’s bad? When I was 18, I had a Q-tip each stuck up my rear and then one up the other end–yes, in both “out” holes–for $50.

(It was part of a (legitimate, academic) study at a major university.)

I would have only charged $10.
(yes I know what you meant, but ignoring that fact made my joke work.)

[Hostile_Dialect]

@Cerowyn

Ya know, you probably could have got it done for $25 at the local rub-n-tug.

I’m sure you’re kidding, but looking back my post was ambiguous – I meant that I got paid $50.

@Antinor01

I would have only charged $10.

Well, it sounds like a trip up the 5 is in order.

[dnooman]

@TokyoPlayer

"You can take your thumb out of my ass anytime now "

No, no, no, you’ve got it all wrong. It’s supposed to be “Get that thing out of my asshole right fucking now!” At least that’s how the kids these days say it.
Besides, I hear that you’re crummy in bed, maybe you should take some “pointers” from Dr. finger-sphincter.

[TokyoBayer]

Ya, I could have combined the treads.

“Honey, pull your toast out of my ass.”

[lorene]

@Napier

I had an exam up there that took a couple minutes, and the Dr. started chatting, like it’s going to distract me or something. He asked me if I had any hobbies, anything I especially enjoyed doing.

I said I really enjoyed not inserting things into my anus.

That’s fucking hilarious. That I want to insert (ha!) into conversation, too.