I know what you guys are doing…I am smarter and wiser with the holy bible by my side.I will put on my armor and fight for my rights…you will be defeated…GOD is the alpha and omega the beginning and end…I will not be fooled and I will spread the word until I get people to wake up…
Moved to Great Debates. That’ll show 'em.
He’s on to us!
Don’t forget your spear and magic helmet.
"MAG-ic HEL-met!!"
Magic helmet?
Rights? Could you be specific?
Personally, I shouldn’t think God wants to get involved in Human politics.
That’s supposed to be part of the price of Original Sin, is it not? (That is, the idea that we can try to live the way we think we should live, and abide by the consequences there-of. The consequences being war, crime, power corrupting politics, greed, etc…)
“MAG-IC HELM-ET!!”*
“Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit! Kill the wab-bit!”
Pick a card-any card.
The powerful Holy Bible. +1 to intelligence and +3 to wisdom (-4 to charisma)
You forgot: [offhand]
What if it’s duck season?
Well, when you do build Jerusalem in England’s green and pleasant land, be sure to include enough wifi hotspots.
Jesus has +5 to free wifi.
Didn’t he give that up to the cleric to pay for the Resurrection spell?
The Gospels tell us those who insist most strongly that they can’t be fooled are the easiest to scam.
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Nah, he’s got free data on weekends.
And another one throws down and runs away.
I hear he used some family connections to score that deal.
I follow both Jesus and God on Twitter, and they both seem pretty cool, so you should be okay with them on your side.
In all my years here combined, I don’t think I’ve been able to correctly surmise more correct join dates than I have in May 2013. Jesus must be guiding me!
Well what sort of chance does that give me?! All right, I AM the messiah!!!