You did WHAT in the shower?

Madonna does it. She says it helps Athlete’s Foot. So if you really DON’T want to be like her. Stop peeing in the shower.

If your SO takes a bath, she has a point. If she showers, tell her you have stopped doing it and keep your trap shut.

Me and the SO both pee in the shower, but I am the only one who brushes their teeth.

Your wife has no claim to stand on, other than her personal taste. Next time you shower together, pee on her just to show her how benign it is, plus you can claim you marked her.

Ever had a girl pee in the shower? While taking a bath? With you also in it?

Me: “Is it getting warmer in here?”

Her: “Tee-hee”

:eek:

Just be careful where you rinse that toothbrush!

Piss in the shower? Fine. Don’t brush your teeth in the toilet though, OK? :slight_smile:

Hey, like NutWrench said, she scrubs her ass in that shower.

A little urine next to that is nothing!

Geez, some people are so…anal.

Umm, because we don’t like shit sprayed on our toothbrushes?

Also it

  • enables you to use the toilet while someone else is in the bathroom; and
  • gives you a nice little private room for reading and contemplation.

Oh, I wanted to mention how funny I found your post, KarmaComa. We were talking the other day about a guy who used to give his ex-wife Dutch ovens all the time - not sure if the Dutch ovens and the fact that she’s his ex are related. :smiley:

You made me TINKLE myself!!! Meanie!! Funny man!

From one of the Truly Tasteless Joke Books

What’s the definition of a WASP?

Someone who gets out of the shower to pee.

In a tub with a shower or small shower stall, I don’t see a problem. Hell, I pee in the shower all the time. Rinses away, plus with all the soap and shampoo and stuff following it down, makes for a pretty clean shower floor.

In the dorm shower cited above, I can see the problem. If there’s a lot of surface area, the liquids aren’t necessarily confined to a small space where they have nowhere to go but down the drain. In a situation like that, I’d use the commode.

Have you figured it out yet, green_bladder?

If you haven’t figured it out by the end of the week, I will tell you. :smiley:

Female checking in here: Sometimes the urge doesn’t hit until you’re actually in the shower, and you might as well do it since you’re right there.

I can, in fact, do it standing up. In a straight line. Pilates does amazing things to one’s muscles.

When one of my friends from Japan went to live in America, she said she just couldn’t get used to the idea of shitting right next to where she washes. Personally, I like having the rooms separated so that I can use the toilet while my wife’s bathing, and vice-versa.

You bathe with SanguineSpider?

I remember visiting Japan with classmates and my teacher as part of an exchange program during summer of my junior year in high school. It took me so much effort not to piss in that damn shower. I’d wake up, step in, start showering, and once that water got warm, I had to piss. It was horrible, but since it was someone else’s house, I couldn’t do it _.
When it comes down to it, unless you’re getting piss in your eye, or you’re in a place with poor drainage (dorm room showers, gym showers etc.), piss will do absolutely nothing to you. On the other hand, piss in your eye will indeed give you a miserable, miserable eye infection, so watch out when you’re in those public hot tubs.

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Ah, I should clarify that in Japan it’s common, if not ubiquitous that the toilet and the showering + sinks are in different rooms. In Japanese language, ‘otearai’ means bathroom, but it specifically means a place to wash your hands, some place with a sink. On the other hand, ‘toire’ means toilet, or bathroom in the toilet sense. And lastly, if you say something like ‘basuruum’ or something sounding like bathroom, (I can’t remember if there is a Japanese word for that), it would sound like you needed to take a shower or a bath.
Ah, also, in Japan, bidets were common, but I could never get up the courage to try one :(.
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My Scuba instructor once told the class, “There are two kinds of people in the world: those who pee in their wetsuits, and those who lie about it.”

I’ve always assumed it was sort of the same deal with the shower.

SmithWife says…

So, Dopers, your Voice has been heard.

And ignored.

Oh, well.

:wink:

i would have a problem with it only because i’m usually the one who cleans the shower. i mean, yeah i do have to clean the toilet too, but why make one more urine-tainted surface to disinfect?

so, go ahead and piss in your own shower. but if you do it in mine, you better take a bottle of bleach in there with you. i really don’t consider myself a germaphobe, but i also like an occasional bath, and i’d like it not to be in someone else’s pee molecules.

Ever swim at the YMCA? :eek:

Hmmm…random thought…if there is a chemical reaction creating poisionus gas when ammonia and bleach are mixed, would cleaning out the shower that you’ve just pissed in with bleach be a good idea? And if one does clean out the shower with bleach after, and there is no chemical reaction, was there any real pressing need to clean out the shower with bleach to begin with?