I am tired of your pathtic attempts at being funny. I weary of your struggle to rise to more intellectual levels. The battles you fight on a daily basis with yourself are trite and meaningless. You grow borish with each passing day, and I really think I am starting to hate you with a passion.
You sir, are a dullard, and a misanthropic asshole. Your opinion does not matter to anybody, and your pathetic attempts at bettering yourself only make you seem more foolish.
Nobody likes you anyway. You don’t fit in, and being yourself is pointless. Conform and wear the damn mask!
Take your anger management and shove it up your arse, and while your at it, say hello to your head, it is somewhere up there I think.
You are uglier than a hat full of assholes, and looking at you every morning is pure torture. Your breath is bad, your teeth look like they may rot off any moment, (is that lice in your hair?) Your stench makes me want to puke, and that belly that is forming looks like someting carved off a whale. Dare I mention your bald spot? Wear a fucking hat, moron! Nobody wants to stare at that malformed shiny spot on your head, shave off your hair or something. (or at least shave it in a way that looks like you are really balding, and not loosing hair in clumps) Or gain some height, with as short as you are everybody has to look down at your deformed, mishapen head and be witness to the horror.
And get some balls, learn some responsiblity, Grow the fuck UP!! Life is not an easy ticket and you have to realize that, no free handouts here. Learn some self-esteem, gain some confidence, and quit whinning about everything. You keep me up all night with your fucking crying.
You don’t deseve to live, and I curse the Egg that accepted that pitiful sperm that no doubt whinned so much, the other sperm let him win. Epimetheus, you are a sad creature, and definately don’t deserve to be called human. No real human is nearly as stupid as you are. I think they call them Microcephallic cases(except your worse, they can’t help it). Yup, that is what you are, you fucking moronic imbicille.
Oh, and call your fucking mother, she worries about you.
Yeah…well, the least you can do is call Mom.
Maybe she’ll make you some cookies.
You need to watch more cartoons.
“Uglier than a hat full of assholes” !
BWHHAAAAHHAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!
It’s a good thing I wasn’t drinking my coffee while reading this! That’s the best line I’ve heard in a while.
BTW, are you trying just to be funny or do you really feel this way about yourself? Someone with that much self-loathing should think about seeing a therapist. (Just my opinion)
:tav hands epimetheus a blankie, teddy bear and cup of chamomile tea:
Works for me.
Now look, you snake-soddomizing son of a bitch, I don’t know what the fuck your problem is, but I’m not gonna put up with your shit…er…
<<<reads last paragraph>>>
…er…never mind…sorry…thought you were attacking me…I wondered how the hell you knew me so well…
moggy: if you think a hat full of assholes is funny, consider an asshole full of hats.
Myster Ecks, sounds painful! 