You don't mess with Adam We!

I am a big fan of Family Guy, and it seems to me that the best character is Adam West. I was just watching the gay marriage episode, and man, he had all the best lines ( Except for Chris and the Republican chick “I think I’m going to be burrying my dog tonight” “Hey, don’t go to fast (or words to that effect)”). What are your favorite Mayor West lines? From the aforementioned eposide: “A wall!” or my favorite “So it’s a screaming contest you want, eh Quahog? AHHHH AHHHHHHH!”

Any line where he refers to the theft of his water, of course. His paranoia truly runs deep.

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