You ever wanted to be molested by your teacher or babysitter?

[Burrido]

In highschool, my spanish teacher was the late Marsha Wellstone. ALL of the guys had the biggest crush on her.

[robardin]

@CalMeacham

I went to parochial school. We had nuns. Well-aged nuns, for the most part. Never a source of temptation.

Lucky for you. I hear they’re habit-forming!