You had a sex dream about WHO?!!!

Boy, I wish I had dreamt of Xuxa. More proof of her doability is here.

‘Vem, fazer amor comigo, agora!!!’

I had a dream once where I was peeping tom my 80-year old neighbor as she was airing out her blouse. Complete with hairy armpits and saggy boobs flapping in the breeze.

OK look, I was in my early teens, puberty was setting in, she always came out and talked to me as I was walking back home from school…