An anatomically correct King Kong.
Ohhhh, a live action Simpsons is excellent and plausible. If say the Simpsons were successful but not quite as successful as in our timeline I could definitely see after the success of the 90s Flintstones live action movie a Simpsons one be in the works just to make some quick bucks.
I’d go
THE SIMPSONS (1996)
With
Chris Farley as Homer J Simpsons
Sharon Stone as Marge Simpson
Zachery Ty Bryan as Bart Simpson
Christina Ricci as Lisa Simpson
Plot: After winning an RV in a TV trivia contest the Simpsons embark on a cross-country road trip, along the way pursued by Sideshow Bob who has recently broke out
Don’t forget William H. Macy!
Since Chris Farley isn’t how-you-say available…
what about Kevin James?
eta: or Louie C.K if you want a more-hated guy. To keep people away on opening weekend.
A Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers movie with Owen Wilson as Freewheelin Franklin, Jeff Goldblum as Phineas, and Seth Rogen as Fat Freddy. Atv least half the budget will go towards CGI of Fat Freddy’s Cat.
Asuka specified 1996.
Admit it: you made that up out of whole cloth.
Battlefield Earth II
We do have this, and it’s actually quite interesting.
Is the title a send-up of “Celine And Julie Go Boating”? I’ve never seen it, but I was in an art film club in a previous lifetime, and nothing got more negative feedback over the years than that.
How about a live-action screening of a performance of Erik Satie’s “Vexations”?
With Jack Black playing multiple roles as all the characters with the initials “HC” and Bruce Williams as Markoff Cheney.
And Michael Rappaport as Saul Goodman.
You mean postage stamps or LSD tabs? The latter is really popular. or so I’ve heard.
This is just brilliant. Blunt realism in the woods, that no-one would ever want to see. The expectations otherwise in this context are just so powerful.
If it’s Darth Jar-Jar I’d see it.
“Meesa be your Fadda, Jar-Jar”
it sounds like someone was on some excellent acid when they wrote and filmed it …
A shot-for-shot remake of the first Avatar film, where the Na’vi look like golliwogs and talk in an “Uncle Remus”-style dialect.
“All Dressed Up!”, a comprehensive, twelve part look at the history of textiles! Starring Morgan Freeman as “The Voice of Polyester” and lovingly narrated by Bobcat Goldthwaite. You won’t believe how vividly the CGI brings advanced textile manufacturing techniques to life. Presented in SMELL-O-VISION at selected theatres. WARNING: You must see this film from the beginning! The manager has been instructed not to let anyone into the theatre after it starts. “Five stars! I can’t believe how little I knew about textile production techniques and tits socioeconomic ramifications” - Hollywood Reporter. “See it, doofus” - BestMovieEver.comm
The Amazing Alexander – The Movie
Critics rave – “I Loved it! Better than Cats! I will see it again and again!”
How to make it cost hundreds of millions of dollars? Have the financial backers watch it again and again