Strummin’ Thro the Rye.
We Don’t Like Dulcimers
The Royal Nonesuch?
Who let the Texan in here? 
Too Many Chieftains - Not Enough Indians
Yesterday’s Haggis
ABBAdeen
Texas Whisky
Led Shetland
Three men, three women, not young, not old
Can’t believe nobody has suggested No True Scotsmen.
I love this but Disney would sue your kilts off.
These are both excellent. I would go hear a band with either of these names based solely on the name alone.
Smokin’ Eyeball and the Kosher Dill Cocktail Midgets.
someday… somewhere… someone will use this band name.
Since I ignored the fact there are six of you, I amend this one to:
Less Than A Fifth Of Scotch
Need Reba
(Spell it backwards) :dubious:
I suppose Rats in a Tote is right out, then?
Moving to Cafe Society.
The Six Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
Winner!
See, I knew y’all would come up with good ones! Thanks for the suggestions, will put some of them to the band and see what happens.