That people habitually substitute “$” for “S” when they spell my name.
AtomicDog
There you go, man.
What? You can’t see it?
Well, put a damn ‘S’ in your name already!
I have an “S”. I want a ""! you know, like Luca, Di$ney, Micro$oft. The big rich guys.
I want people to spit, “$tanley”, when they say my name. Then I’ll know that I’m richer than Croesus.
—ahem— That’s Croe$u$
$omeone mentioned my name?
Oh. Not quite.
Crusoe, Does Ma££ work?
No. No it doesn’t.
Atomi¢Dog? :: spit :: That upper-middle-lower class bastard.
Meanwhile, back at the topic…
The day when “scientists” announce that, in order to live long and stay healthy, you must consume:
2 packs of cigarettes
1 quart rot-gut whiskey
1.5 lbs. well-marbled red meat
DAILY