You know, I live for the day...

That people habitually substitute “$” for “S” when they spell my name.

AtomicDog

There you go, man.

What? You can’t see it?

Well, put a damn ‘S’ in your name already!

I have an “S”. I want a ""! you know, like Luca, Di$ney, Micro$oft. The big rich guys.

I want people to spit, “$tanley”, when they say my name. Then I’ll know that I’m richer than Croesus.

—ahem— That’s Croe$u$

$omeone mentioned my name?

Oh. Not quite.

Crusoe, Does Ma££ work?

No. No it doesn’t.

Atomi¢Dog? :: spit :: That upper-middle-lower class bastard.

Meanwhile, back at the topic…

The day when “scientists” announce that, in order to live long and stay healthy, you must consume:

2 packs of cigarettes

1 quart rot-gut whiskey

1.5 lbs. well-marbled red meat

DAILY