You know it's going to be a bad day at work when...

it takes two people to hold a Boston Terrier–one to hold the dog, the other to hold its intestines.

Ugh. I was gonna say something about a malfunctioning coffee machine. Never mind.

Coldfire: second to none but Satan.

“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

Oh ick. Definately makes the network being down seem trivial.

so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos

Smartass response:

You know it’s gonna be a bad day at work when you’re already late and speeding, you turn a corner and hit one of them ^%&%^&&%$$^%$@ Boston Terriers :wink:

  • Coldfire ducks for cover REALLY quick *

Coldfire: second to none but Satan.

“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

You know it’s gonna be a long day when the boss tells you you’ve gotta put him back together before you can go home!

You think you are organized in the morning and get outside to the car and its been broken into… lovely way to start a Monday

We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another

Ah, nuts, Chief.

Just tuck 'em back in there, zip-zip with the needle and thread, and it’s time for coffee and doughnuts.

Mmmmmmm…any raspberry jelly ones left?


What, them Boston Terriers are breaking into CARS now ??

(C’mon guys, work with me here. This is gonna be the Surreal Boston Terrier Reference Thread :wink: )

Coldfire: second to none but Satan.

“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

Ummm, my chair seems to be squeaking every once in a while.

Beat that!!

You can feel free to call me Mr. Tied for 26th place on the favorite poster’s list.

Yeah, Uke. But then you’d have to call hime “cigarette”.

Every afternoon you’d have to take him out for a drag!

Actually, the terrier was attacked by two big dogs, and, after a few hours with our top notch specialist surgeon, she was put back together quite nicely.

It was still a really bad shift in general though. It started with intestines hanging out and just kept on going!

Just kept on going? Nevermind…I don’t wanna know.


Poor thing! Glad to hear its okay.

My only complaint is that it’s MOnday…and it feels like one.

boston terrier? that’s one of those little yippy dogs, right? yeah, i’m w/ coldfire: run it over.

Ha! I don’t have to be back at work till 6 PM on Friday! :slight_smile:

Can anyone say “Snausages?”

Hey, Michelle, I had the same thing happen to me at work once. Well not exactly the same, this was a person not a Boston Terrier, but other than that, same story.

jeez, nemo, i hope it wasn’t just before lunch.

Live cow, calf had been dead inside the cow for several days. We helped the vet cut the calf into pieces while still in the uterus and pull the pieces out one at a time. Cow survived.
Kind of a stinky and messy job though.

Who’s up for some veal scaloppine?