Goatse (not quite, but almost), made out of chocolate, as seen here: http://www.edibleanus.com/
(Link disabled because while the site is technically fairly work-safe (no actual porn), the heading is pretty NSFW.)
I hope you’re all having a good night, too.
Well, yanno, maybe I’ve just led a sheltered life, but I wouldn’t have recognized that as an anus if you hadn’t told me. Just looks like an unusually-shaped choc to me. Vaguely butterfly-oid. Inside of split-open muffin?
Oh well.
Never had your muffin buttered then, I take it?
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The silver one… it’s shiny!
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Ahhh, finally, a perfect gift for all the assholes in my life.
“The Incredible Edible Anus?” The egg lobby isn’t going to like this one bit.
Lets just say that we’ve never had the …uh… pleasure? … of looking at our anus that closely.
It must be getting a good and thorough polishing frequently.
Is it a real site?
The solid silver one would make a great trophy.
There’s a donut shop here that sells what they might not know is an edible anus. It’s the same as a jelly-filled pastry, but it’s coated with powdered sugar and filled with white or chocolate creme filling. Artfully, they finish it with a little star puff of filling on top of the fill hole. I’m told 
a fellow can work out his anilingus fantasies without actually getting his tongue all poopy.
The link to the chocolate shop didn’t have prices, but surely the pastry is a lot cheaper than the Belgian chocolate one, which doesn’t even appear to have a hole. An anus without a hole? What deviltry is this? Ah, zee Belgians! They know not their holes from an ass on the ground.