“Watson, there’s no evidence of excrement, nothing to prove the existence of
bigfoot.”
“No shit, Sherlock?”
Problem was, they found the “body” and stuck it in a freezer to preserve it. This wasn’t a Yeti from the Himalayas.
Well, it could have melted out of one of the many glaciers found just outside Atlanta.
Damn. I really thought the answer was going to be “liberals.”
Are any of these people flying around in armed aircraft?
I won’t say the obvious joke, but I will comment that that would be an excellent moniker for a musical ensemble.
I think what you mean to say was, “One of many problems was…”
In Georgia?! And you say you’re a teacher?!
He’s in Arizona. By comparison, Georgia is Siberia.
Why, for our own protection of course. If word got out that bigfoot/aliens/vampires really exsisted there would be chaos and mayhem in the streets. People would just drop whatever they’re doing and run outside in circles screaming with their hands over their heads. Riots everywhere. Cities burned to the ground. Thank god teh government is protecting us from all that.
When Bob Heironimus admitted that he wore the suit in that old footage, nobody wanted to believe him. Everyone wants to believe that Bigfoot exists. I mean, wouldn’t you rather believe in Bigfoot than a guy in a suit?
I believe Bob. Sorry, conspiracy theorists, but the government (people like me) is just not able to pull these kinds of things off…we talk too much.
I’ve seen that mudflap - Mary is naked and in silhouette, right?
I hate how the hoax makes headlines and the reveal gets buried. Just one time I want someone to say ENOUGH! EVERY STORY, EVERY LEAD, EVERY BIT OF “EVIDENCE” EVER PUBLICIZED ABOUT [Bigfoot, JFK CTs, 9/11 CTs, Loch Ness Monster, moon hoax, etc.] HAS TURNED OUT TO BE FALSE! WE’RE NOT FALLING FOR THIS SHIT ANYMORE! THE BURDEN OF PROOF IS OFFICIALLY ON YOU, AND IT’S STRONGER NOW, AND WE’RE NOT PAYING YOU ANY ATTENTION UNTIL YOU MEET IT!
To be fair, that’s not getting covered up this time. In part, it’s because everybody was sure from the beginning that this was a hoax, so the press found a way to turn the obvious conclusion into a story.
Attention=readers=advertising revenue. These are not science journals you know.
A guy can dream, can’t he?
(and I don’t think it’s outside the realm of possibility that a news source could very publically declare that they are adopting this policy and earn new respect along with new readers/viewers. There’s a huge market out there for hard/respectable journalism and no one seems to be filling it.)
According to WIkipedia, snowfall can be up to 2 meters in a Georgian winter. So who’s the dummy now? 
True enough. But sadly greed is the new responsible.
Joseph: “So you’ve never… *been *with a man?”
Mary (chewing gum): Naw sugar, when we get back from the census you’ll be mah first. It’s hot in here, can you buy me a Bacardi?"
Pssst… it’s August right now…