DB Cooper hoaxers are about as bad as bigfoot hoaxers. Every year or so, another story pops up about someone’s deathbed confession about being Cooper. Some people even claim they have proof in a safety deposit box, or their attic. A press release is issued, but of course no one sees any proof. I never see a followup story denouncing the claimant… Rinse and repeat.
What if I ummm found a Bigfoot image on my grilled cheese sammich?
Bigfoot was the one wearing the rubber suit. I wonder what it looked like. I hope they got hair samples and footprints.
Then you should make sure to pick the hairs off it before eating it.
And if I have to tell you one more time to stop rubbing your sandwitches on the cat…
август, I think you mean.
I don’t think I meant that, because I don’t know what that is… (Is it August in Russian or Greek?)
I meant that there shouldn’t be 2 meters of snow, even on the mountain tops, in Georgia right now. (But I will admit ignorance if wrong.)
He means Georgia, where your comrade might live, not Georgia, where your cousin Earl might live.
The people who believes these claims about Bigfoot are the same believe who believe that Obama is a Muslim or that he refused to shake hands with the troops.
You know, morons.
And then, Step 3: Profit!
There’s a credulity part of our brains that in some people just does not work. I’m becoming convinced of it.
Different people have different triggers. My uncle John, who I’ve mentioned before, has fallen for at least a dozen pyramid schemes. You’d think after scheme #2, #3 at the most, your MEMORY would kick in. I don’t understand how at scheme #11 he can’t remember, “You know, the last ten didn’t work. Perhaps there is a pattern here.”
For some people, it’s aliens. Or Bigfoot. Or crop circles, or chemtrails.
Or religion?
(I had to say it. Had to. Contractual Obligation - Athiestic Skeptics Society.)
No, these people are at my other job. But we do have our share of lunatics in the armed forces, I assure you. There was a guy who bought Loose Change hook, line and sinker and argued it for days when it first came out. The only solace is that he did his job, because if he didn’t we would have thrown his lunatic ass to the curb in a second.
You people really are poor deluded fools.
Lets be totally logical about this.
The fact that there is NO evidence whatsoever for Bigpoot is very convenient,just a little bit TOO convenient if you think about it unemotionally.
The total absence of Forensics can only mean one thing,that there is indeed a coverup,probably going to the highest levels of government,the Security services HAVE to be involved as only they have the resources and the indepth knowledge to make such a 100%clean up of anything that will give the game away.
Now why would the POTUS,and lets face it it would have to receive his seal of approval just to approve the heavy financing and to get the wheels rolling,why would the POTUS agree to this coverup IF THERE WASN’T ANYTHING TO COVERUP?
It would be totally and absaloutly pointless.
So lets be cool,calm and collected about this there MUST be a Bigpoot,everything points to it and only those in denial could think otherwise.
Every single day your Federal government runs rings around all of you so called intelligent cynics and its those of us who aren’t so easily deceived who have to pay the price for it.
I was wrong. It wasn’t C. Estes Kefauver on the mold splotch on the wall. It was Adlai Stevenson. I’m sure you can see the resemblance.
Robin
So why not enjoy their willful ignorance? That’s what we will be doing on September 27, 2008 at the Bigfoot Conference. You see, it seems western PA is a hotbed of Bigfoot interest. I am eager to attend the conference! From what I hear from a friend who attended a few years ago, the coolest part is trying to determine who are the actual believers, and who is there to gawk.
From the link:
I wonder if there’s any correlation between Bigfoot sightings in western PA and Rick Santorum’s return to private life. Allegedly, he’s been living in his Penn Hills house since losing in '06.
^Coincidence? I think not!
Bigfoot autographs books, T-shirts, and DVDs?
I wonder if he’d do mah girlfriend’s titty…
Sure. Bigfoot rapists.
Just trust me on this.