You had to do it didn’t you? You had to get over from the left lane 'cause only the right lane can go straight a couple hundred feet down the road. And you had to pull right in front of me to do it too - in your Big Old Pontiac sedan that matches your Big Old hairdo. You know what? I can deal with THAT… with people who pull in front of me - because sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do (although planning ahead sure seems a good preventative, eh? :smack: )
But what really chaps my ass is that once you pulled in front of me YOU SLOWED DOWN AND LEFT THREE CAR LENGTHS IN FRONT OF YOU!!! And we all know what happened next don’t we? Yes, every other driver who wanted to get over had the chance, and guess who got stuck at the loooooong light as a result? That’s right, bitch - you. With me still sitting right behind you, unable to get around because of the cars zipping by in the other lane. Well you know what? If you want to drive your big fucking boat of a car, with your perfectly coiffed 'do and your Tasteful Outfit[sup]TM[/sup] on, that’s fine. But if you’re going to drive like a young’un, then FUCKING DRIVE LIKE ONE!
Oh, and I happened to notice that itty bitty little fish emblem hiding out on the back of your Boat. Well guess what, “Susie Q”?
Jesus may love you, but I think you’re a stupid bitch who needs a remedial driving class.
There, I feel much better.:rolleyes: