Kicking puppies and stealing candy? Ooh! You could be my new Mean Party Candidate.
sigh ok it’s time to come clean… I’m not really mean. It’s all a ruse. But I can play mean really, really good. See?
::Rasa hisses and bares her teeth, making air claws::
Can I still be on your list? Pretty please? What if I promise that I be mean to Nen?
Being mean to Nen is all I ever ask. If everyone would just take five minutes each day to do something mean to Nen, all the world’s woes could be addressed and settled.
Well then, in the interest of world peace and happiness, I shall endeavor to take 5 minutes out of my busy (cough) daily routine to be mean to Nen.
Think we can make him cry?
[sub]Poor guy isn’t even here to defend himself… I almost feel bad. Oh wait, no I don’t.[/sub]
Alright, alright, ALRIGHT GODDAMMIT! No more being mean to Nen! Don’t make me step into this room and kick some ass.
::puffs up chest and looks all butch and shit::
Well, fuck me! Wouldn’t you know I make my first smiley error when I’m trying to be butch? <sigh>
Hee, kinda hard to look all tough when you have your tongue sticking out there, Nym…
[sub]and I would never really be mean to Nen[/sub]
See? Being mean to Nen definitely works to our advantage. Exhibit A: Nymysys’ puffed up chest on display. Perhaps if really start getting mean, she’ll get nekkid and dance for us.
Damn! That Nen sure is useful. Wonder what else he’s good for?
I will NOT dance nekkid! I’m not that type of girl! Er…I mean, I’m the picture of ladylike grace and…Hrm…I’m demure like the…No. Shit. Yeah, I wonder what else that Nen IS good for? If I’m going to be dancing nekkid for his honour, I better find out.
cough
Well, he’s a good man to laugh at and . . . um . . . Well, I’m sure he’s good for something else too, I just have to think about that for awhile.
[sub]Lessee: Brains? No. Good looks? No. Humor? No. Um . . .[/sub]
Oh yeah! His wife is damn cute! That’s one thing he’s got goin’ for him.
[sub]Man. He’s gonna be pissed when he sees the nasty turn this thread has taken.[/sub]
Oh he saw it… caught him in chat and I got a virtual kick. Poor guy’s sick, and here we are making fun of him all day!
Nen? I sorry… 
If I bring you chicken soup will it help you to forgive me? Besides, it’s all Tymp’s fault. He’s like the devil or something.
I love you guys.
I hear nen does have one redeming quality. He has a tongue ring. Oh wait, he doesn’t? Damn. Oh well, he’s good to fuck with.
OK, now sneeze so I can say Bless you.
Scratchie, are you getting Nen and me confused again? I’M the one with the pierced tongue, HE’S the one with the plugs. Nym = tongue, Nen = plugs. Get it right, wouldya? 
::rolling up the cuffs::
Okay, you guys are just lucky this isn’t in the Pit.
Rasa, I hereby excommunicate you from the posse.
Tymp, I understand you wanting me to take you place. It must suck having people take five minutes out of their day to berate you, but I doubt people will be willing to change the focus of their attack. It’s just too much fun to mean to you.
oldscratch, you’re just jealous that I can do with my tongue what you’ll never be able to accomplish with yours, tongue ring or not.
Nymysys, my love, thank you for defending my honor. Why don’t you come over here and we’ll dance?
::leers over his shoulder as he and Nymph walk away::
Nym,
Stay away from the diseased freak! He’s likely contagious. Can’t you see that his tonsils have already swollen to such proportions that his brain is being crushed? The poor, sick bastard can’t even type a coherent insult.
But… but it’s not YOUR posse!
And I apologized. I gave you soup. I went outside in my bare feet in the SNOW for you!
sniffle sniffle
Sorry, Rasa, it is my posse. Nymph and I have taken over. We run the show now. If you’re really nice, I might let you re-up.
Tymp, my tonsils aren’t that swollen. Although still much larger than your brain, they haven’t impeded my mental capacity. See if you ever make it into the posse at this rate, whipping boy.