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@Cat_Whisperer

I’m not imaginary. I don’t think I am, anyway.

I’ve never met you. I think. On the other hand, I think you’ve met Spoons, and I’ve met Spoons, so you’re almost real…

@Beware_of_Doug

You hear what sounds like big news on teevee or the radio, and the first place you go is not cnn.com, but here.

I found about 9/11 here.